danky spanky
Taiqueesha: shiiit, dave i dont wanna fuck you sober again. you never last.
Dave:oh come on babe... lets danky spanky
Dave:oh come on babe... lets danky spanky
danky spanky by umbels March 22, 2009
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Dank Spank
A phrase commonly used by youthful action sports enthusiasts referring to something that is best, awesome, killer, amazing, or sick.
"Dude, that surfboard is the Dank Spank!"
"Bro, that skate park was the Dank Spank!"
"Homey, that jump you did on your bike was the Dank Spank!"
"Hey buddy, your boat is the Dankest Spankest boat I've ever seen!"
"Bro, that skate park was the Dank Spank!"
"Homey, that jump you did on your bike was the Dank Spank!"
"Hey buddy, your boat is the Dankest Spankest boat I've ever seen!"
Dank Spank by American Dankster July 19, 2012
dank spank
When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.
dank spank by Buggieboy April 10, 2008
Spangy Dangy
My network connection is all spangy dangy today so I can't download enough pr0n.
Dude, I went to eat that Seafood Surprise, but it was left out all night and it got fucking spangy dangy.
Dude, I went to eat that Seafood Surprise, but it was left out all night and it got fucking spangy dangy.
Spangy Dangy by badgerboy69 February 19, 2009
Spank dandy
A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.
Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.
Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
Spank dandy by Chaos_273 September 4, 2015
spanka dank
Spanka dank is something your creepy uncle will call you on your 13th birthday and keep calling you that for the rest of your life.
spanka dank by Casper Shier February 5, 2017
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