"Dude, that surfboard is the Dank Spank!"
"Bro, that skate park was the Dank Spank!"
"Homey, that jump you did on your bike was the Dank Spank!"
"Hey buddy, your boat is the Dankest Spankest boat I've ever seen!"

wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."

This white caucasian is here to tell you that there ain't no spank like a dank spank.