dankotomy

Surgical procedure to decrease someones dank to a humane level where there dank side of the force will not threaten government rule.

"yo you here about larocca?"

"nah man wat happened?"
"he was too dank so the man made him get a dankotomy"

by Dankman 400 November 19, 2009

dickotomy

A man who has completely opposite physical and mental effects on a woman. For example, a complete asshole that makes your legs shake. Or, an amazing soul that makes you swoon, but has a tic-tac.

"I can't believe I'm calling up this dickotomy again, but I'm feeling lonely tonight."

by ImRealIThink July 23, 2019

Dankology

The study of dank

Teacher: "today we will be studying dankology"
Student: "oh yea! i love dankology! its so cool!"

by dankshit4ever November 19, 2009

duckotomy

A duckotomy, similar to a dichotomy, is a condition wherein a duck is split into two equal but non-overlapping parts, normally before duckfisting.

Phred and Shaunequa were presented with a duckotomy last Wednesday. They could not resolve it.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

Dankology

The study of dank memes.

I got a PhD in Dankology

by QuestCLicker October 4, 2017

DICKOTOMY

#DICKOTOMY a psychological disease, some men don’t like their #DICKS and some women want to always want a #DICK to play with.

My father woke up one day and said he’s my mother now but doesn’t want to remove his male genitalia since he’s suffering with #DICKOTOMY.

by Frank Palace June 11, 2022