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Dicks

Are on average about 6 inches. Now can we please move on as a culture?
"YO my dicks like 12 inches"

"Dude.... let us be real here..."
by Brackers21 October 30, 2011
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like to fuck. they fuck pussies, but sometimes they fuck assholes too.
by Jack Hello January 18, 2005
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The response to anything to anyone at anytime.
Best to be said really loud and often.
ex. 1:
Daron: Yo, how's your day going?
me: DICKS!

ex. 2:
Jon: What's the answer to number 3 on the homework?
me: DICKS!
by DICKS_is_the_answer May 9, 2009
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Damn man the dicks be on to much bullshit

1) Pigs
2)Rolla'z
3) 5.0
4)Dick Boyz
by Sexy Ma April 11, 2006
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It can be used as a greeting or a response. It can even be used to make fun of people. But it is important to use it loud, often and for no apparent reason.
Example 1:

Danny: Hey do you have any spare change that I can borrow?
Me: DICKS!

Example 2:

Philip: Hey man, haven't seen you in ages, how have you been?
Me: DICKS!

Example 3:
Dustin: I took a shit on my wallet in the toilet today, I'm so angry!
Me: DICKS!
by DAVID DUONG June 11, 2011
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A nationwide sporting goods store with a basketball on there logo that sells clothing, sports equipment, camping supplies, gun's etc.
Kiersten : Hey guy's I applied at Dicks yesterday!
Kaylee : Uh Kiersten you do realize it's a sporting goods store not a place to give blowjobs!
Kiersten : Yes Kaylee ! I do realize that but they do have a really cute manage who's dick id like to suck!
Kaylee : Oh Brother!
Steve : Yeah I used to work at Dicks myself but they fired me for jacking off in front of the customers!
Kiersten : Wow I wish this place had the same rules as Dicks does then maybe I wouldn't have to quit!
Kaylee : Yeah Chad's a real dick for letting Steve run around here and show everyone his dick!
Chad : I heard that Kaylee guess what YOUR FIRED!
Kaylee : Awesome now I can apply at Dicks!
Chad : You do realize it's a sporting goods store Kaylee just cause you work there don't mean your going to get any dick!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go suck Steve's dick you faggot!
by SlopNChop September 6, 2018
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noun; Derogatory slang for a Doral 100 Ultra Light brand Ciggarette.
"man i was broke as fuck this week, had to settle for a carton of dicks"
by cl9ud October 26, 2003
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