the worship and study of rocks. beleiving that all were created by and from rocks and do return as such. Daneism is named after it's messiah like christianity. the messiah is said to be Dane Loathy, who in 2009 renewed the knowlodge of this ancient religion. Most paganism and the egyption religion were origionally Daneism, although named differently at that time. they all swayed from the main course caused by greed and misconceptions of their leaders. the origional name has been long forgotton although it is said not to be a word but a not not producable by humans. In ancient times humans had a nickname but only the earth itself could produce the sound of the true name. currently the earth is in a low acticvity period, sortof like sleeping, but it's slowly waking and becomeing more active with the more people that beleive in daneism. almost all major religions were origionally an interpretation of daneism by someone who fully understood it but couldn't explain it to others in literal terms and so the whole religion is a metaphor.
person 1"have you heard about the ending of the earth thing in 2012?"
person 2"ya the myans were great followers of daneism, we interpreted their prediction wrong though. 2012 is when the earth will begin fully awakening, which will involve apocalypse like mmovements of the earth."
person 1"oh.........you sure?"
person 2"yup, daneism don't lie"
person 2"ya the myans were great followers of daneism, we interpreted their prediction wrong though. 2012 is when the earth will begin fully awakening, which will involve apocalypse like mmovements of the earth."
person 1"oh.........you sure?"
person 2"yup, daneism don't lie"
by sir echtor the reallyveryshort December 31, 2009
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by -=Vog=- October 12, 2019
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Daneisha is a very humble person, everyone should be like her.
Everytime I'm having a bad day Daneisha comes around and make everything better .
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A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.
A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.
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Streanger: "Omg look at that sexy girl what's her name "
Me: " that's daneisy the sexiest person in the world"
Stranger: "oh let me get a price of that cake she hella sexy I just wanna have sex with that bitch"
Daneisy: " aww thank u"
Me: " that's daneisy the sexiest person in the world"
Stranger: "oh let me get a price of that cake she hella sexy I just wanna have sex with that bitch"
Daneisy: " aww thank u"
by Shalissa budando May 24, 2018
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Daleism 1 "You can promote as soon as we have cemented the deal"
Daleism 2 "The response was yes, but the answer is no"
Daleism 3 "please show all market making particpants"
Daleism 4 "cheer cheer cheer and it was 4 nil"
Daleism 5 "got a small bank out of thailand...bbva"
Daleism 6 "please return to sender with gratitude"
Daleism 7 "I was bbqing a bottle of wine last night"
Daleism 8 "listen listen listen, i can do 20 barc , 20 ubs and 50 paribas....so you can do 70 all day"
Daleism 2 "The response was yes, but the answer is no"
Daleism 3 "please show all market making particpants"
Daleism 4 "cheer cheer cheer and it was 4 nil"
Daleism 5 "got a small bank out of thailand...bbva"
Daleism 6 "please return to sender with gratitude"
Daleism 7 "I was bbqing a bottle of wine last night"
Daleism 8 "listen listen listen, i can do 20 barc , 20 ubs and 50 paribas....so you can do 70 all day"
by $ecret$quirrels November 10, 2009
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"... has tremendous strength in depth."
"In comparison blah blah blah." Without comparing it to anything at all.
Another Daveism is to finishing a list that was never started. OR change tense mid-sentence.
Using more subclauses than Santa's football team.
"In comparison blah blah blah." Without comparing it to anything at all.
Another Daveism is to finishing a list that was never started. OR change tense mid-sentence.
Using more subclauses than Santa's football team.
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