A long drawn out sentence that says
nothing, ultimately. Pretty much just talking
bollocks when you're not clear on what you're saying, but trying to make it
sound like you do.
"... has tremendous strength in depth."
"In comparison blah blah
blah." Without comparing it to anything at all.
Another Daveism is to finishing a list that was never started. OR change tense
mid-sentence.
Using more subclauses than
Santa's football team.