The belief that you are a God. Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.
Danist practice the art of self pleasure.
Believers of Danism will
recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!
Danist also have an unnatural
fascination with balls.
Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the
Buffalo Bills.
In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.