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Dallan's law 

Dallan's law is an epigram that is typically stated as: "If angle looks like 90 degrees, then it is 90 degrees."

The law is often followed by mistake in math where someone assumes that an angle in a triangle is 90 degrees so they can use rules that only can be applied to right triangles.

"90 degrees" can sometimes be a metaphor for something else e.g., "If someone sees a car as red, then it is red". This means that a thing can be perceived as something else even though it is obvious that it only can be one thing. A washing machine can therefore be perceived as a rocket launcher if that person is stupid enough.
Example 1:

David: Why do I get the wrong answer when I use the Pythagorean theorem?

Teacher: Beacause it does not contain a right triangle. You probably utilized Dallan's law.

Example 2:

David: What a nice avocado you got there!

Åsa: Thanks David, but that's a potato. I guess you're right though according to Dallan's law.
Dallan's law by Duckiiiii May 12, 2016
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Dellana is synymomous with "Goddess". If you are fortunate enough to be graced with the presence of a Dellana, count yourself lucky. A Dellana is sexy, smart, passionate, and strong. The Dellana is not a person to be messed with, yet once you are embraced as family or friend, you can be certain that she will fight to the death to protect you. The Dellana exists in less than .0001% of the population, and one of life's true pleasures is to be fortunate to know one.
I'm very picky about who my friends are. They have to be Dellana-esque in order to rate!
Dellana by Dynamo's Girl February 3, 2010
Dalana is a generous, beautiful lady that loves to be active. Dalana is a very nice and caring person. She's always a good babysitter and good with kids. With a Dalana, you can rely on her of being a good mom in the future. She always has great taste in boys and if u ever date a Dalana, shes a keeper
Dalana is the best girlfriend I ever had
Dalana by Tacogum May 31, 2018

Kristian Dallapalma 

Kristian Dallapalma is described as a 'rat' where ever he goes, sadly this is due to his disfigured body. Many things such as his torso, legs, and head are all out of shape leading to a staggering height of 4 foot 2. Nothing can fix this.

Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.

Somehow he has a hot sis
Person 1: "What is that disjointed thing coming out of the sewers?"

Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
A guy with a nice dick and amazing skills in bed.
That boy was such a Dallan last night!
Dallan by tsunamihair April 2, 2010
Dalana is a wonderful beautiful girl. She is a really loud person but fun to be around she is a really good friend and a keeper if you get her as a girlfriend. She is good with kids and will be a great mom some day in the future. Dalana is not to confident in her body but has a beautiful body most girls would kill for. She is good at most sports but that don’t mean that she does them. She is a smart girl but acts dumb. She has many friends because she is a amazing person. Dalana is a very sweet girl who try’s to be friends with everyone and hates to see people sad, but can have attitude like no one else and bitchy when needed. She don’t let people talk down to her or her family, nor friends. Sad thing about dalana boys don’t see her for what she is so she don’t have many boyfriends but will one day find the right one. She is a caring person and overall a wonderful person is you have a dalana in your life don’t let her go.
Boy: who is that new girl. Girl ; That’s dalana I went to grade school with her she is a amazing person. Go talk to her.
Dalana by Brodie chase June 28, 2019
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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