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A man who becomes a dad and then becomes a much different person than before they had kids, revolving every conversation topic into his house or his children. They become a lot more uninteresting, and often times always brag about how good their kid/s are, or what their children do. They are typically the spouse of a mombie.
Jay used to be such an interesting person. We used to talk about cool topics and hang out a lot, but then once he had a baby, all's he did was nonstop brag about his kid and talk about his whole personal life. He has become a daddiot.
daddiot by techyartsyman52 May 29, 2021
Words you can keep
Male version of mombie. Short for Dad-addict as in someone who is obsessed or addicted to talking about their child and basically incapable of discussing anything else.
Dave used to be a cool guy who hung out with friends, was informed about current events, and actually had a life. But once he had a kid, his life became all about the child. He became a daddict. #SoSad #HaveYouHeardOfCondoms?
Daddict by 8MileKile June 2, 2018
Commonly a word with no definition, and can practically be used in any tense. It can be used to express anger, happiness, or even frustration. The origin of the word is unknown, but the word is quite fascinating. You can use this word at a person or teacher to express anger or just to annoy them and they won't know what it means. If anyone comes up to you and says "Say it" it indicates that you are meant to say "Ya daddio."
Teacher - "You guys have a rough draft due tomorrow for the essay, better get started!"
Student - "Wow, ya daddio!"

Noah - "How was the test? Did you think it was hard."
Henry "Dude it was hecka daddio, thats all I have to say."

Billy - "Fuck you Casey, go home and die!"
Casey -"Ya daddio."

Brett - "Say it!"
Henry - "Ya daddio."
Ya daddio by Yadaddio December 9, 2013

P. Diddiot 

a. The current CEO of Bad Boy Records known to be the first person ever to buy a YouTube channel (even though they're free).

b. Any person who believes they are more than they really are.

c. Any person who capitalizes off another person's misery.
George W. Bush is a P. Diddiot!

Did you watch the Grammys? Britney Spears looked P. Diddified!

What's your problem! Are you a P. Diddiot or something?

Did you actually mean to wear that? You look like a P. Diddiot!

P. Diddiot by A.P. Martin March 5, 2009
(n.) a male. Same definition as dude
Surf, daddio, surf.
daddio by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
'50s version of what dude is now. Today it is barely known and lies almost completely forgotten amongst all the other odd words thought up, used and then thrown away and only used by weird people that can't let go.
Guy 1: He's beep-boppin' and skatin' and I'm loosing it!!!

Guy 2: Stay cool daddio.
daddio by Drake December 18, 2005

Swing, Daddio 

1- An expression used to express good luck in an impending situation, particularly of the sexual nature

2- Something Said when a ladies man walks by
1- Guy One: I'm gonna go and get Raquel's number
Guy Two: Swing, Daddio.

2- Player: Wassup Ladies?
Third Party: Heh. Swing, Daddio
Swing, Daddio by Busta B. March 11, 2007
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B)
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