Daddict 

Male version of mombie. Short for Dad-addict as in someone who is obsessed or addicted to talking about their child and basically incapable of discussing anything else.

Dave used to be a cool guy who hung out with friends, was informed about current events, and actually had a life. But once he had a kid, his life became all about the child. He became a daddict. #SoSad #HaveYouHeardOfCondoms?

Daddict by 8MileKile June 2, 2018

daddict 

someone's father who has an addiction.

Larry's daddict was constantly being caught by the police with crack pipes in his pockets.

daddict by mattyes January 18, 2008

daddyctator 

A severe, rude, father

My daddyctator prevents me to get stoned

daddyctator by etzelet November 6, 2010

daddyctator 

A homo who only allows non-recipricle oral... I am speaking from experience as I dated this rare creature, very unsatisfying.

Daddydicktator is a man who only receives oral sex, no payback for your efforts. My ex was a Daddydicktator, selfish beast, he fancied himself a father figure. Is that legal? Root word, Daddyctator.

daddyctator by Breton Ryan September 14, 2016

Daddicito 

A Hispanic non-biological daddy. A Daddicito is the Hispanic version of a sugar daddy. Sometimes referred to Papicito . Can be used to refer to someone as hot.

“ woah I’d like that to be my daddicito”
“Oooo Daddicito”

Daddicito by ThatCoolVegan December 27, 2018

JJ Daddicles 

JJ Daddicles is Monotheist God on the weekends and holiday weekdays (but not Christmas on a leap year) he is the god of amputees, birds, diamonds, dads, laying babies, eggs, people who do bad things, children, raising eyebrows, adoption, prostitutes, making people have feathers on Monday, nakedness, not having feathers, strip poles, capitalization, weekends, concrete, and just generally not being very good.

He is the pope on the weekdays.

My bird just laid her egg finally! Thank JJ Daddicles!

JJ Daddicles by LovelyGoodness May 15, 2022

Daddicus Atticus 

Atticus Finch, but he's a hotty.

"God I love Daddicus Atticus"
"I know right, he's a total steal, that Daddicus Atticus

Daddicus Atticus by RotatingPirateShip November 8, 2021