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Uses an old joke to make something even dumber.
combines "Diddy" and "Idiot" to make the most brain damaging, retarded word in the entirety of this planet.
The person getting called this is either an idiot, an idiot who is a PDF file, or you just use it for no reason.
John: *walks into a wall*
Dave: Diddiot.

OR

John: Man, they look MIGHTY fine...
Dave: That's a 12 year old, diddiot...

OR

John: The square root of 27 is 9.
Dave: You... are a genuine diddiot.
John: But I don't like children anymo-
Dave: The fact you have to say "anymore" is a problem in it's own way, John...
Diddiot by applesaue September 18, 2025

P. Diddiot 

a. The current CEO of Bad Boy Records known to be the first person ever to buy a YouTube channel (even though they're free).

b. Any person who believes they are more than they really are.

c. Any person who capitalizes off another person's misery.
George W. Bush is a P. Diddiot!

Did you watch the Grammys? Britney Spears looked P. Diddified!

What's your problem! Are you a P. Diddiot or something?

Did you actually mean to wear that? You look like a P. Diddiot!

P. Diddiot by A.P. Martin March 5, 2009

U Diddit Rong 

U Diddit Rong is a satire YouTube channel ran by Skye. Her name U Diddit Rong comes from when ex vegans quit veganism because they got sick and were told "you did it wrong" because veganism is a cult not a lifestyle.

Skye is very smart. Skye makes fun of stupid people like SJWs and makes funny memes about them. Her memes are smart.

U Diddit Rong fanbase is called Team Rong.
I am a member of Team Rong because I watch U Diddit Rong and Skye is very smart.
U Diddit Rong by MikeTheIncel July 7, 2021
An idiot whose idiotry is so far advanced and firmly entrenched that they may as well be a walking dildo
Damn, that lalaland is a dildiot, he has no idea
dildiot by becy August 7, 2004
Someone who exhibits two times the stupidity of a normal idiot
"Did you see her grade on the last test?"
"Yeah, she got a 4%, she's a didiot"
Didiot by Moo00oo00oo00 April 15, 2009
I can't believe Sally fell for that line! She is such a didiot!
didiot by Zillionaire Z February 21, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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