P. Diddiot

a. The current CEO of Bad Boy Records known to be the first person ever to buy a YouTube channel (even though they're free).

b. Any person who believes they are more than they really are.

c. Any person who capitalizes off another person's misery.

George W. Bush is a P. Diddiot!

Did you watch the Grammys? Britney Spears looked P. Diddified!

What's your problem! Are you a P. Diddiot or something?

Did you actually mean to wear that? You look like a P. Diddiot!

by A.P. Martin March 05, 2009

Diddiot

Uses an old joke to make something even dumber.
combines "Diddy" and "Idiot" to make the most brain damaging, retarded word in the entirety of this planet.
The person getting called this is either an idiot, an idiot who is a PDF file, or you just use it for no reason.

John: *walks into a wall*
Dave: Diddiot.

OR

John: Man, they look MIGHTY fine...
Dave: That's a 12 year old, diddiot...

OR

John: The square root of 27 is 9.
Dave: You... are a genuine diddiot.
John: But I don't like children anymo-
Dave: The fact you have to say "anymore" is a problem in it's own way, John...

by applesaue September 18, 2025

Diddiot

Someone who is a diddyblud and an idiot

Man 1: Dude, that guy is stripping down in public and rubbing baby oil on himself.
Man 2: He is so getting arrested for public indecency lmao.
Man 1: Right? what a diddiot

by MrDrat May 25, 2025