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Duckitis 

A sudden case of amnesia you come down with that cause you to duck the person or people you owe money to.
You already ran out of people to sweet talk out of their money.

I have a job.

Really doing what?

I don’t exactly have the job yet but I’m practically a shoe-in.

Well “Miss shoe-in” when you do get this job you make sure you remember to pay me back my money. Don’t develop a sudden case of Duckitis because I don’t have a problem coming to your “job” to collect my ducketts.
Duckitis by Starving Artist246 October 21, 2021
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Dockitrocket 

When two men are brought to climax at the exact same time while performing the sexual act of "docking." Which results in a release of seminal fluids pushing both penises away from each other in a magical explosion of pleasure. Best performed with a post congratulatory high five.
Christopher looked into Gregory's eyes and agreed to a 10 second blast off time before they released their dockitrocket. Gregory may now die a happy man after a successful joint blast off of orgasmic pleasure followed by a perfect high five.
Dockitrocket by Tizzy. March 31, 2017
Word used as a substitute for 'twenty' after the original number was stolen by the Kaiser.
I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity six miles.
Dickity by DaveGranger April 13, 2010

dickitude 

bein a dick ......by choice
mr.petkash had a dickitude moment today
dickitude by Petkash February 28, 2009

Dickityfied 

I'm in a dickityfied relationship!
Being on the phone with customer support is Dickityfied!
You are such an Idiot that you Dickityfied everything!
Dickityfied by snakedog4721 May 24, 2022
Dakita is the ship name for Daisy and Nikita: two gorgeous gays. They are pure beans.
“Hey have you heard about Dakita?”

“Yeah, it’s Daisy and Niki!!!”
Dakita by Jazzle McDazzle June 27, 2018