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Dicktude
Someone with the attitude of a dick.
Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.
Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.
Ray has such a dicktude today.
Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.
Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.
Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.
Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.
Dicktude by Tulip Juicyfruit December 22, 2009
Related Words
dickitude • Dickatude • duckitude • dickittude • Dicklitude • Dicktitude • Dicktude • dictitude • dickture • Dickicide
Dreckitude
Noun: Used to describe something that is a wreck and absolute trash or rubbish. Comes from Wreck, Dreck/Drek, and Attitude. In reference to anything from exaggerated and over inflated claims, a bad personality, and especially horrible style, or awful modeling, and everything in between.
When asked by Tyra Banks what he thought of the model's style of a black tee and slashed black leggings, Andre Leon Talley replied "Dreckitude."
The cliché pose and bad modeling of the contestant made the judge proclaim that the model's photo was dreckitude.
The second episode of Cycle 14 of America's Next Top Model was named "Dreckitude!".
The cliché pose and bad modeling of the contestant made the judge proclaim that the model's photo was dreckitude.
The second episode of Cycle 14 of America's Next Top Model was named "Dreckitude!".
Dreckitude by Tiffany_M15 March 18, 2010
dorkitude
My god, get off me with that incessant dorkitude, will you?
or
I swear, she was totally up to her ass in dorkitude this morning.
or
I swear, she was totally up to her ass in dorkitude this morning.
dorkitude by Betty Bettyo April 22, 2008
Dickisured
I'm a single woman so I called my insurance agent to protect my finances from all dicks. I'm now dickisured!
Dickisured by Dmarie2015 January 1, 2015
Pencilius Dickitus
Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.
Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.
Pencilius Dickitus by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007
drekitude
Word made popular by Will Andre Leon Talley , a well-respected vogue editor and judge on America's next top model season 14.
Drekitude is the lowest point in the lowest ebb. It could be your look. It could be your shoes. It could be that you're standing wrong. Drek is a total, total, total hot mess. shit.
Drekitude is the lowest point in the lowest ebb. It could be your look. It could be your shoes. It could be that you're standing wrong. Drek is a total, total, total hot mess. shit.
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