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common mispronouncination of 'DAEWOO'(the car company).
Only stupid people like Daniel Melnik make this mispronounciation.
Daniel: "I almost fliped when I was driving a d'woo."
Me: "It's DAE-WOO you idiot.
d'woo by Toku. November 4, 2004
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woo woo wah wah’d 

a lower version of getting high so like getting half way high
Stoner: bro let’s ger high

non-stoner: but I don’t do that

Stoner: let’s atleast get woo woo wah wah’d
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D-wood

   /dee-wʊd/ Show Spelledd-wood

–noun
1. the act of misplacing, damaging, or destroying ones cellular phone in fantastic style; (see example 1 below)
2. the girl one always finds lost outside of Dicey Riley's, usually without cellular phone, and sometimes lying beneath the table;
3. the girl one always finds wandering through Dirty Blondes, a.k.a. Blondies, usually without cellular phone, due to sun damage;
4. the girl one always finds at McGuire Hill 16, usually without cellular phone or shoes, due to excessive alcohol consumption.

–verb (used with object)
5. to misplace, damage, or destroy ones cellular phone in fantastic style; (See example 2 below)

—idioms
6. knock on D-wood, used when knocking on D-wood to assure continued good luck with cellular phone: (See example 3 below) Also, especially British, touch D-wood;
7. out of the D-woods;
a. out of a dangerous, perplexing, or difficult situation where loss of cellular phone is highly likely
b. no longer in precarious or critical condition where cellular phone loss is most likely to occur;

Origin:
bef. 900; ME; OE dee-wudu, earlier di-widu; c. ON vithr, OHG witu, OIr fid
1. "I tried calling you this morning, but you must have pulled another D-wood last night!"

2. "Wow, I can't believe you d-wooded your cell for the 13th time this year, you must be Verizon's biggest customer!"

3. "My cellie still works even though I just jumped into the pool with it in my pocket, knock on D-wood!"
D-wood by showmeyourtds October 18, 2010
King of debunking and exposing Islam the most obvious false cult in the world

D wood is lethal, nuff said
D wood is short for David wood, the ex atheist turned christian YouTuber

Don’t mess with d wood, he’ll fuck you up with a sledgehammer, yes I went there. In all seriousness though, islam has no chance against d wood

Even zakir naik fears d wood which in itself isn’t saying much since zakir naik is a joke
D wood by Myrestlessness August 28, 2022

woot d woot 

when you run into trouble. usually by police or when noticed stealing something.
OG: so yea bru, me and my homie was bout to hit a lick, but a little woot d woot went on so we just headed back home and somked some bud
woot d woot by bulletface December 30, 2014

Woodbury'd

The practice of reneging on an agreed deal when the seller finds that the item being sold has become more valuable in the meantime.
"I pre-ordered a Keltec KSG from a gun shop for $650 but when it finally arrived they woodbury'd me and told me I had to pay $2,000 because they could sell it for more on the internet."

Named for Woodbury Outfitters, known to have used this practice.
Woodbury'd by SomeDude90210 January 3, 2012
Getting wookied means falling for a girl and trying your hardest to get with her but all youll get in return is a place in the "Just Friends Zone". Meaning youll never get a chance to be with them and you still have feelings for them. Like she's saying "Youre like a brother to me!"

Jake got Wookie'd because he found out that his long time crush thinks of him as "just a really good friend"
Wookie'd by James Harraghy November 13, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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