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cyberpimp 

A man who is able to make women wet through instant messaging. It is actually the evolution of pimping - not being bound by locality or a maximum number of concurrent ladies to pimp (the ability to cybersex multiple women at the same time). Unlike the wannabes (see: geek, nerd), a cyberpimp is often able to achieve physical intercourse with members of his digital harem.
Cruk'D - "what up sun"

Mplicit - "chillin bro, got this new bird in my digital harem, feelin it"

Cruk'D - "nice... cyberpimp that ass"
cyberpimp by Mplicit October 16, 2008
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cyberpimp 

One who aspires to be a pimp, but can never be the real thing. He/she are frequently seen online at chat rooms/forums/personal ads/dating sites boasting how cool/"da bomb"/pimp-ish-alish they are. They are really a cybergeek or geekette and whould never qualify for true pimp-dom. They give the proper "pimp" a bad name
"Check out my screen name, YO...."pimpN8EZ"........"I been hittin da skinz all over the net, YO"....."These cyber bitches are easier than a fi dolla ho"
cyberpimp by G Money May 7, 2005

cyberdump 

Getting dumped by your girlfriend over the internet, via e-mail or even worse - instant messengers (e.g. ICQ, MSN, AOL ...). A step worse than being teledumped (see teledump), which is already very very bad.
Fuck me, my girlfriend just dumped me over ICQ. What a kick in the nuts. How low can you go anyway?
cyberdump by azenka June 14, 2003
Quite the opposite of cyberpunk. Instead of depicting a dystopian future, it shows a utopian society, aided by technology.
Our cyberprep future. Efficient technology, great gadgets, and assloads of shiny stuff.
cyberprep by Lizz Rinker October 19, 2005

cyberpimpin 

The act of intentionally trying to cruise a social networking site in pursuit of a beautiful FIERCE chick when you yourself are too lame to ever encounter such a cool chick in person!
This loser needs to stick with {parking-lot-pickups}, and stop CYBERPIMPIN!
cyberpimpin by nunyabiz..;-) February 3, 2010
the use of the internet to disseminate disinformation and propaganda through the use of viral emails and blog posts with fictional attributions.
Viral emails that have alleged that President Obama was sworn in on a Koran, is a secret Muslim, was born in Kenya and won't recite the Pledge of Allegiance are examples of cyberprop.
cyberprop by Braised Cod September 24, 2009

Cybersimp 

CDPR's fanboys that can't admit that Cyberpunk was a huge disappointment and they are simping for it on any chance they get.
- I don't know what people are saying: I am having so much fun playing Cyberpunk on my PS4 and I haven't seen any bugs so far. its the best game ever and Sony had no right to remove the game from the store.
- Omg you are such a Cybersimp

- Stop calling me a Cybersimp! CDPR didn't have a choice, they had to release it unfinished because gamers pressured them, it was not their fault! They will patch the very few minor bugs asap and it will be perfect, you will see!
Cybersimp by palamosteliaro December 25, 2020