Mplicit's definitions

cyberpimp

A man who is able to make women wet through instant messaging. It is actually the evolution of pimping - not being bound by locality or a maximum number of concurrent ladies to pimp (the ability to cybersex multiple women at the same time). Unlike the wannabes (see: geek, nerd), a cyberpimp is often able to achieve physical intercourse with members of his digital harem.

Cruk'D - "what up sun"

Mplicit - "chillin bro, got this new bird in my digital harem, feelin it"

Cruk'D - "nice... cyberpimp that ass"

by Mplicit October 16, 2008

cunticular

Adjective: Of or relating to somebody who can't refrain from acting like a complete and utter cunt.

Mplicit - "she's such a massive bitch.."

Cruk'D - "quite a cunny if I do say so myself"

Mplicit - "cunticular ad infinium"

by Mplicit March 2, 2009

ROTFFLMMFATFO

Internet acronym for "ROLLING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR LAUGHING MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS THE FUCK OFF"

"that is some next level shit right there, TADOW!"
"haha OH SHIT ROTFFLMMFATFO... !"

by Mplicit October 8, 2008

facepimpin

The sourcing phase in a cyberpimp's product-cycle, achieved through the use of social networking sites such as facebook. Women found in this manner are then added to the digital harem.

Cruk'D - "aiiiiiit... what u doin"

Mplicit - "facepimpin, where the ladies at sun"

Cruk'D - "jeax"

by Mplicit October 16, 2008

jeax

a more emphatic version of 'jeah', which is a variation of 'yeah'. can be combined with other x-factor words such as brax.

Mplicit - "dude, I'm totally slayin fools left and right at work today hahahaha, ENTER THE MACHINE"

Cruk'D - "JEAX"

by Mplicit October 16, 2008

shix

A more emphatic version of the word shit. Used by only the most elite.

Mplicit - "so what up with that girl.. the one with the knockers"

Cruk'D - "i daddy long stroked dat sit esse, had her hyperventilatin bendin like a pretzel"

Mplicit - "AAAAAAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA OH SHIX NAGA"

by Mplicit October 16, 2008

digital harem

The stable of ladies a cyberpimp has on his jock at any given moment. Usually met through facebook or other social networking sites, often with cybersex via instant messaging being the result.

Cruk'D - "what u doin tonite, wanna kick?"

Mplicit - "actually I gotta tend to my pigeon flock.. digital harem, shit is ill"

Cruk'D - "felt"

by Mplicit October 16, 2008