azenka's definitions

cyberdump

Getting dumped by your girlfriend over the internet, via e-mail or even worse - instant messengers (e.g. ICQ, MSN, AOL ...). A step worse than being teledumped (see teledump), which is already very very bad.

Fuck me, my girlfriend just dumped me over ICQ. What a kick in the nuts. How low can you go anyway?

by azenka June 14, 2003

teledump

Being dumped by your girlfriend over the telephone. The only worse way to break up is to cyberdumped (see cyberdump).

I just got dumped over the telephone, how much worse could it be? Oh yeah, well at least I didn't get cyberdumped, that'd just be fucking harsh.

by azenka June 14, 2003