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cyberpimpin

The act of intentionally trying to cruise a social networking site in pursuit of a beautiful FIERCE chick when you yourself are too lame to ever encounter such a cool chick in person!
This loser needs to stick with {parking-lot-pickups}, and stop CYBERPIMPIN!
by nunyabiz..;-) February 3, 2010
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Cyber-Pimpin'/Cyber-Hoe'in

1. ( Noun )- Post Pandemic Quarantine Prostitution through highly-criticized and controversial social media platforms such as OnlyFans, which allows its users to earn revenue through selling/sharing of explicit content to followers and subscribers throughout the world wide web.

2. Verb - To participate, perform, or promote the act of cyber-pimpin'/cyber'hoe'in

- Cyber-pimp and Cyber-hoe: (noun) An individual who practices cyber-hoe'in as a career or profession,

The term is also known as "Cloud Hookin" by a small portion of both the UK and parts of East Asia
-Origin - Introduced globally during pandemic - covid19 - which popularized online content sharing for its legality and overall safety, impacting modern-day prostitution as a direct result of social distancing, shelter-in, and stay-at-home orders aimed at reduced contact.

The term Cyber-pimpin suggests that a female profile on Onlyfans is unofficially moderated. promoted, or encouraged by a superior who does a majority of decision making, controlling uploaded content and pricing to any nude content shared, while collecting a percentage of all user earnings which a delegated cyber hoe is entitled to.
Man if unemployment insurance don't look out for me, I'm gonna have to try to convince a few bitches to let me start Cyber-Pimpin'/Cyber-Hoe'in they ass out on onlyfans because covid starting to have these bitches ready to work in order to make rent.

Nowadays, prostitution takes place online through websites like onlyfans, where selling nude explicit material is safer. socially acceptable, and completely legal, however, still frowned upon by a large portion of society who views cyber-pimpin'/cyber'hoe'in to be a similar phenomenon to sex trafficking and modern-day prostitution.
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cyberpimp

A man who is able to make women wet through instant messaging. It is actually the evolution of pimping - not being bound by locality or a maximum number of concurrent ladies to pimp (the ability to cybersex multiple women at the same time). Unlike the wannabes (see: geek, nerd), a cyberpimp is often able to achieve physical intercourse with members of his digital harem.
Cruk'D - "what up sun"

Mplicit - "chillin bro, got this new bird in my digital harem, feelin it"

Cruk'D - "nice... cyberpimp that ass"
by Mplicit October 16, 2008
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cyberpimp

One who aspires to be a pimp, but can never be the real thing. He/she are frequently seen online at chat rooms/forums/personal ads/dating sites boasting how cool/"da bomb"/pimp-ish-alish they are. They are really a cybergeek or geekette and whould never qualify for true pimp-dom. They give the proper "pimp" a bad name
"Check out my screen name, YO...."pimpN8EZ"........"I been hittin da skinz all over the net, YO"....."These cyber bitches are easier than a fi dolla ho"
by G Money May 7, 2005
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Cyberpidgin

A dialect of internet English derived from Ebonics, brainrot terms, and careful emoji use. Used exclusively when losing internet arguments
Person: I think youโ€™re wrong about the issue weโ€™re discussing.

Cyberpidgin User: what is bro yapping about lmaoooo ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

Cyberpidgin User 2: he talkin like Sephiroth bro Iโ€™m dyingggg ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
by pizzapurgis May 16, 2025
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