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cyberpimpin 

The act of intentionally trying to cruise a social networking site in pursuit of a beautiful FIERCE chick when you yourself are too lame to ever encounter such a cool chick in person!
This loser needs to stick with {parking-lot-pickups}, and stop CYBERPIMPIN!
cyberpimpin by nunyabiz..;-) February 3, 2010
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Cyber-Pimpin'/Cyber-Hoe'in 

1. ( Noun )- Post Pandemic Quarantine Prostitution through highly-criticized and controversial social media platforms such as OnlyFans, which allows its users to earn revenue through selling/sharing of explicit content to followers and subscribers throughout the world wide web.

2. Verb - To participate, perform, or promote the act of cyber-pimpin'/cyber'hoe'in

- Cyber-pimp and Cyber-hoe: (noun) An individual who practices cyber-hoe'in as a career or profession,

The term is also known as "Cloud Hookin" by a small portion of both the UK and parts of East Asia
-Origin - Introduced globally during pandemic - covid19 - which popularized online content sharing for its legality and overall safety, impacting modern-day prostitution as a direct result of social distancing, shelter-in, and stay-at-home orders aimed at reduced contact.

The term Cyber-pimpin suggests that a female profile on Onlyfans is unofficially moderated. promoted, or encouraged by a superior who does a majority of decision making, controlling uploaded content and pricing to any nude content shared, while collecting a percentage of all user earnings which a delegated cyber hoe is entitled to.
Man if unemployment insurance don't look out for me, I'm gonna have to try to convince a few bitches to let me start Cyber-Pimpin'/Cyber-Hoe'in they ass out on onlyfans because covid starting to have these bitches ready to work in order to make rent.

Nowadays, prostitution takes place online through websites like onlyfans, where selling nude explicit material is safer. socially acceptable, and completely legal, however, still frowned upon by a large portion of society who views cyber-pimpin'/cyber'hoe'in to be a similar phenomenon to sex trafficking and modern-day prostitution.

cyberpimp 

A man who is able to make women wet through instant messaging. It is actually the evolution of pimping - not being bound by locality or a maximum number of concurrent ladies to pimp (the ability to cybersex multiple women at the same time). Unlike the wannabes (see: geek, nerd), a cyberpimp is often able to achieve physical intercourse with members of his digital harem.
Cruk'D - "what up sun"

Mplicit - "chillin bro, got this new bird in my digital harem, feelin it"

Cruk'D - "nice... cyberpimp that ass"
cyberpimp by Mplicit October 16, 2008

cyberpimp 

One who aspires to be a pimp, but can never be the real thing. He/she are frequently seen online at chat rooms/forums/personal ads/dating sites boasting how cool/"da bomb"/pimp-ish-alish they are. They are really a cybergeek or geekette and whould never qualify for true pimp-dom. They give the proper "pimp" a bad name
"Check out my screen name, YO...."pimpN8EZ"........"I been hittin da skinz all over the net, YO"....."These cyber bitches are easier than a fi dolla ho"
cyberpimp by G Money May 7, 2005

Cyberpidgin 

A dialect of internet English derived from Ebonics, brainrot terms, and careful emoji use. Used exclusively when losing internet arguments
Person: I think you’re wrong about the issue we’re discussing.

Cyberpidgin User: what is bro yapping about lmaoooo 💀💀💀

Cyberpidgin User 2: he talkin like Sephiroth bro I’m dyingggg 💀💀💀💀
Cyberpidgin by pizzapurgis May 16, 2025
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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