Cybersimp 

CDPR's fanboys that can't admit that Cyberpunk was a huge disappointment and they are simping for it on any chance they get.

- I don't know what people are saying: I am having so much fun playing Cyberpunk on my PS4 and I haven't seen any bugs so far. its the best game ever and Sony had no right to remove the game from the store.
- Omg you are such a Cybersimp

- Stop calling me a Cybersimp! CDPR didn't have a choice, they had to release it unfinished because gamers pressured them, it was not their fault! They will patch the very few minor bugs asap and it will be perfect, you will see!

Cybersimp by palamosteliaro December 25, 2020

cyberdump 

Getting dumped by your girlfriend over the internet, via e-mail or even worse - instant messengers (e.g. ICQ, MSN, AOL ...). A step worse than being teledumped (see teledump), which is already very very bad.

Fuck me, my girlfriend just dumped me over ICQ. What a kick in the nuts. How low can you go anyway?

cyberdump by azenka June 14, 2003

cyberskype 

The act of having cyber sex on skype

Ron-"What have you been up to all night"
Dale-"I was engaging in cyberskype it was bad a"

cyberskype by appa momo January 5, 2010

cyberpimpin 

The act of intentionally trying to cruise a social networking site in pursuit of a beautiful FIERCE chick when you yourself are too lame to ever encounter such a cool chick in person!

This loser needs to stick with {parking-lot-pickups}, and stop CYBERPIMPIN!

cyberpimpin by nunyabiz..;-) February 3, 2010

cybersitter 

The bane of every teenager's life

A piece of software that is blocks out all content over the internet it deems offensive. Social sites such as are blocked as they are "Dangerous"
Admirable on paper, but the software falls to bits in practise, as innocuous words are blocked without explanation, "Marriage", "ha'te" etc, whilst it chooses not to block "illegal and dagerous satanic fundamentalist cults that encourages repatriotism and random massacres of women and children"

Software currently installed on the computer I am now typing on

The software can even be tailored so that any feminine-sounding name can be blocked out. Political correctness gone MAAAAD I'm sure you'll agree.

words blocked out
hero!ne
ha'te
dru'g
br'east
marri'age
de'ath
my'space
fac'ebook

and some that aren't....
satan
satanic
massacre
evil
homocide
genocide

John: "I think I'll research the causes of b'reast cancer for my homework assignment"
Cybersitter-enabled PC: "owned!"
John: "Sh!it. Man this software sucks"

cybersitter by chrismoore@home November 20, 2006

cybersomnia 

The act of staying up till all hours of the morning diddling around on the computer and waking up at some unreasonable hour with your keyboard stuck to your forehead.

Karen: Dan, what's up with your neck today?
Dan: I was up all night on the computer doing research. Have they found a cure for cybersomnia yet?
Karen: You're an asshole!

cybersomnia by amisstree October 13, 2009

cybersyphillis 

A virus contracted while participating in unprotected cybersex.

While downloading her jpg, I contracted cybersyphillis.

cybersyphillis by gsmx2 July 15, 2007