curtesy

Da grudgingly-resentful politeness dat you receive from an overworked-and-underpaid employee or other businessperson who is expected to behave civilly to you, but doesn't feel like doing so for whatever reason.

Ethan Couch had aggravated da school faculty so much dat it's a wonder if they were able to extend more than just common curtesy towards him.

curtesy by QuacksO February 6, 2020

Curtesy Flush 

During the process of a large bowel movement, a "Curtesy Flush" is an extra flush of the toilet to ensure no clogging of the toilet.

Maya was having a large bowel movement after eating authentic Mexican food that required a "Curtesy Flush".

Curtesy Flush by allisooon99 April 21, 2016

Curtesy Crack

The act of cracking an individual—having sex with them— out of well… curtesy. Often used as a thank you, congratulations, or more commonly as a parting gift.

Bill: Yo, wanna hear something?
Bob: What’s up man?
Bill: Tanner heard I was moving out of town and we had a Curtesy Crack. Bro was grateful for giving him a place to crash 2 hears ago.
Bob: Shi— I hope I get a Curtesy Crack when I graduate from my MBA!

Curtesy Crack by pp powered cum June 6, 2026

Courtesy Perv

When a friend of the opposite sex (for heterosexuals) wears something slightly revealing or otherwise shows a bit of skin, and it would be rude or confidence destroying not to take a quick glance.

Claire just got changed on the bus, would have been rude not to give her a courtesy perv

Courtesy Perv by wontbudge June 26, 2015

Courtesy Splash 

When you are watching a movie with a bro and a sad part comes up. Your bro begins to cry so you throw your drink in their face so no one can see that he is crying.

Dude, thanks for that courtesy splash when Obi-Wan died. I would have been hella embarrassed.

Courtesy Splash by stuphat December 2, 2011

Courtesy Wipe 

When you need to wipe your ass mid day and head to the bathroom to finish the job

Kyle went to the bathroom half way through his shift to do a courtesy wipe

Courtesy Wipe by Cheech Modene October 12, 2021

Courtesy Cut 

The second act of intercourse from a one night stand, typically in the morning.

When I woke up this morning, all I wanted was my courtesy cut and to get the fuck out.

I smacked her ass when I woke up to get my courtesy cut.

Courtesy Cut by Jlahey9 February 12, 2010