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To constantly beat the shit out ya mrs for not getting her bazongas out.
Reuben Armstrong cuperts his girlfriend everyday. She is soon to die.
cupert by RoadToDeek August 7, 2023
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Cupertino Alliance 

The best micronational organization does more and more active than the Grand Unified Micronational.
It is sort of funny how there's a growing view that the Grand Unified Micronational is unprofessional, and now all Grand Unified Micronational candidates suddenly want to hold talks with the Cupertino Alliance.

cupertino high school

Referred to as Tino. Rivals are Monta Vista High School and Lynbrook. Not rated as high as the other 2 academically, but is definitely better all-around. They play MV every year in the helmet game to determine the shittier football team. Has somewhat lower concentration of asians, less competitive and sheltered, and more diverse in that it has more non-asian people than MV and lynbrook. Kids still live for grades and snakes will backstab you to get into a better college.

Fed from 2 middle schools, Lawson(Cupertino) and Hyde(SJ/Santa Clara), both very different. Football is dominated by Hyde kids while the hard AP classes are dominated by Lawson kids. Walk into a AP Calc BC or AP Physics class, and you can count the number of white/hispanic kids w/ 1 finger.

Types of people:
1) Smart, nerdy kids who study and get mostly A's and generally do STEM
2) Few insane geniuses who've been coding since 2nd grade and make things that are supposed to solve cancer and you know they're going to Stanford
3) Asian posers who go around like they're fuckbois and hot shit, but are actually soft af
4) Dumb football players and stoners and the ratchet/thotty girls
5) Fobby ELD kids who can barely speak English
6) The rest (very few left)

It's got the most happening around it, being 2 blocks away from the new Apple HQ and Main St is the hangout spot. Most kids have nothing better to do than study, play video games, get boba, and smoke weed and go to Donut Wheel.
Cupertino high school kid 1: What are you doing this weekend bro?
Tino kid 2: Nothing much, just have to study for my 5 AP classes and play LoL with my friend. You?
Kid 1: That's lit. We might to go to Portal Park to smoke up then hit Donut Wheel.

Kid 2: Do you think joining Key Club will help me get into Stanford?
Kid 1: Only if you get President bro. But you are only taking 5 APs, you need at least 7 more if you want a chance...

Cupertino Clapchat 

A modern-day, Gen-Z sex maneuver in which one person is clapping their partners’ cheeks (doggy-style) while simultaneously FaceTiming said partner. In this manner the partner who is doing the clapping can view the other’s face and the partner getting clapped is able to view themself getting clapped by the other.
Joe: Yo Nathan, did you get with that girl last night?
Nathan: Yeah bro, we tried out the Cupertino Clapchat.

Brandon: No way! I’ve always wanted to try that.

Sophia: *returns from Nathan’s house*
Katie: How was it?
Sophia: It was just an out of body experience.
Cupertino Clapchat by ppboi1020 January 26, 2021

CUPERTINO 

An area of land where no one can drive, everyone lives for grades, and computers rule the earth.
A place that everyone from Asia wants to live, but no one that lives there wants to stay.
CUPERTINO by Melissa May 13, 2005

Cupertino Cappuccino 

When someone uses a Mac in starbucks. Many people have made this a cliche. This stereotype has made some Mac users want to destroy starbucks. The most common pair is a MacBook with a caramel cappuccino.
John: I HATE Cupertino Cappuccinos.
Steve: Why?
John: Starbucks tastes too gross for a Mac to be within 10 feet of it.
When you are making out with a girl and realize she has a penis. But you go down on her anyway, and she finishes in your mouth. But then when you pull your head up, you realize it was actually your dad.
Ricky: damn girl, you're fine
Girl: hahahah ohhhh, you're so sweet! *unzips pants*
....15 minutes later....
Ricky: *wipes off lips* shit girl, that was some good shit
Girl: son, I'm sorry
Ricky: *looks up* DAD?!
Dad: *shrugs* Cypert
Cypert by Loves2Cypert April 8, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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