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When you are making out with a girl and realize she has a penis. But you go down on her anyway, and she finishes in your mouth. But then when you pull your head up, you realize it was actually your dad.
Ricky: damn girl, you're fine
Girl: hahahah ohhhh, you're so sweet! *unzips pants*
....15 minutes later....
Ricky: *wipes off lips* shit girl, that was some good shit
Girl: son, I'm sorry
Ricky: *looks up* DAD?!
Dad: *shrugs* Cypert
Cypert by Loves2Cypert April 8, 2016
Some one who is gorgous beyond compare and is generally nice but can be bitchy when it comes to guys. She is liked by a lot of guys but they are too scared to amit it due to lack of balls.
"Dude you should totally ask her out!"
"No im wayy to scared too! Why dont you?"
"Im would i mean come on now shes a total cypert!"
"Right!"
cypert by yourbestfrienddddd December 14, 2013

Cybertron 

The home planet of the original and current Transformers.
Decepticons! To Cybertron!
Cybertron by Smashmaster00 October 22, 2004

cybertronaphobia 

The irrational fear of a machine transforming into a giant robot.
I met this girl who said she didn't like the movie "Transformers," because a car transforming into a giant robot freaked her out. That crazy chick's got cybertronaphobia.
cybertronaphobia by WarrenGHarding October 17, 2008

Cupertino Alliance 

The best micronational organization does more and more active than the Grand Unified Micronational.
It is sort of funny how there's a growing view that the Grand Unified Micronational is unprofessional, and now all Grand Unified Micronational candidates suddenly want to hold talks with the Cupertino Alliance.

That cybert channel

A gay 2-player fellatio party game. It begins with both men putting on blindfolds, they take turns putting things into eachother's mouth, they have to guess if it's their penis or not. If they are correct the penis is taken out and the guesser get's a lolipop. If not, the non-penis thing is taken out and the guesser is aggresively mouthfucked while the thruster makes william shakespear quotes.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna That Cybert Channel?
Guy 2: Ehh, not really, they really fell off after FNAF fan games 5. Although that Jerika girl is really cute ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Guy 1: ERRRHHHHH *thrusts*

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the final stage of the game can be activated instantly if the reciever does not know what the game is. Or mistakes it with any other thing in existance.

cupertino high school

Referred to as Tino. Rivals are Monta Vista High School and Lynbrook. Not rated as high as the other 2 academically, but is definitely better all-around. They play MV every year in the helmet game to determine the shittier football team. Has somewhat lower concentration of asians, less competitive and sheltered, and more diverse in that it has more non-asian people than MV and lynbrook. Kids still live for grades and snakes will backstab you to get into a better college.

Fed from 2 middle schools, Lawson(Cupertino) and Hyde(SJ/Santa Clara), both very different. Football is dominated by Hyde kids while the hard AP classes are dominated by Lawson kids. Walk into a AP Calc BC or AP Physics class, and you can count the number of white/hispanic kids w/ 1 finger.

Types of people:
1) Smart, nerdy kids who study and get mostly A's and generally do STEM
2) Few insane geniuses who've been coding since 2nd grade and make things that are supposed to solve cancer and you know they're going to Stanford
3) Asian posers who go around like they're fuckbois and hot shit, but are actually soft af
4) Dumb football players and stoners and the ratchet/thotty girls
5) Fobby ELD kids who can barely speak English
6) The rest (very few left)

It's got the most happening around it, being 2 blocks away from the new Apple HQ and Main St is the hangout spot. Most kids have nothing better to do than study, play video games, get boba, and smoke weed and go to Donut Wheel.
Cupertino high school kid 1: What are you doing this weekend bro?
Tino kid 2: Nothing much, just have to study for my 5 AP classes and play LoL with my friend. You?
Kid 1: That's lit. We might to go to Portal Park to smoke up then hit Donut Wheel.

Kid 2: Do you think joining Key Club will help me get into Stanford?
Kid 1: Only if you get President bro. But you are only taking 5 APs, you need at least 7 more if you want a chance...
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their โ€œget rich quickโ€ courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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