cuntyflaps 

an exclamation of pure surprise or a term said to induce frantic laughter.

John - 'Oh, FUCKING CUNTYFLAPS!'
Jim - 'Ahahahhahahahahahha .... hahahhahahahahahahhahaha... hahhahahahahaha *sigh* hah.'

cuntyflaps by Simon the horny pirate. December 1, 2007

Cuntflapaphobia 

noun \kunt fləh pəh fōē bē əh\

: pathological or irrational fear of cunts and/or cuntflaps. Typically a vagina decliner...

- cunt·flapa·phobe (noun)
- cunt·flapa·phobic (adjective or noun)

First Known Use of CUNTFLAPAPHOBIA
2014

Cockhungry Simon does not like women because he suffers from cuntflapaphobia.

Cuntflapaphobia by WelshRuffster September 10, 2014

cuntflaps 

Noun, plural. The two outer folds of the vulva. The labia majora.

"Put your skirt down. I can see your cuntflaps."

cuntflaps by the Snailfather April 9, 2006

cuntflaps 

Coarse slang term for the female labia (inner or outer).

Also: Wizard's sleeve, piss-flaps etc.

Look at the cuntflaps on that girl! You would lose your arm in there!

cuntflaps by Menace December 1, 2004

cuntflap 

Labia majora.

aka pussy lips.

See also beef curtains

After the waxing, her cuntflaps shone pink.

The supreme cameltoe enabled me to imagine her cuntflaps with great detail

cuntflap by GRR June 2, 2005

cuntflap 

A term used to refer to someone who is completely useless.

Good one, ya cuntflap, ya broke tha fucken chair again!

cuntflap by bling bling February 28, 2003

cuntflapper 

One who loves to flap cunt....

go flap ur moms cunt u cuntflapper

cuntflapper by AIM SN is xxDizannyxx .. my name is danny March 1, 2004