Cuntflapp

When Your marstabateing a woman and then when she squirts her vagina flap just goes crazy

"Man it took my wife like 10 minuits to cuntflapp"
"Wow really!"

by Johntheswagbomb March 4, 2014

Cuntflapaphobia

noun \kunt fləh pəh fōē bē əh\

: pathological or irrational fear of cunts and/or cuntflaps. Typically a vagina decliner...

- cunt·flapa·phobe (noun)
- cunt·flapa·phobic (adjective or noun)

First Known Use of CUNTFLAPAPHOBIA
2014

Cockhungry Simon does not like women because he suffers from cuntflapaphobia.

by WelshRuffster September 10, 2014

Cuntalappa

A chick that likes to lick pussy.

We started calling her Cathy Cuntalappa when she told us she loved pussy.

by doosh laroosh June 26, 2009

cuntflaps

Noun, plural. The two outer folds of the vulva. The labia majora.

"Put your skirt down. I can see your cuntflaps."

by the Snailfather April 9, 2006

cuntflaps

Coarse slang term for the female labia (inner or outer).

Also: Wizard's sleeve, piss-flaps etc.

Look at the cuntflaps on that girl! You would lose your arm in there!

by Menace December 1, 2004

Cuntnapped

When a roommate goes missing and you assume to think she/he is with his/her girlfriend. The missing person the roommate or friend is with usually is always a significant other and is female. Context can be used for lesbian couples and also used for a man who has gone missing with a female partner. playing off the word kidnapped only in a sexual context.

"I haven't heard from your roommate, have you?" "Oh he/she didn't come home last night" "Oh no I think she's/He's been Cuntnapped!"

by Jo Brag March 30, 2008

cuntslap

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.

I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.

by dengaNJ March 15, 2004