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cunty ballocks

Someone who acts like Chris Molloy
cunty ballocks by buckweet1982 February 6, 2014
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Cunty Bollocks 

CUNTY BOLLOCKS : A Paki / Haji store clerk that leers rudely at you, as if you are going to steal; or follows you around the store to keep you from shop lifting
1. Where did you get that fifth of vodka from J.O.B.
Oh I got it from Cunty Bollocks's on 63rd and Naragansette

2. I had a hard time lifting the vodka ole Cunty Bollocks was eagle eyeing me the whole time.

3. Cunty Bollocks was on a tear after catchng a pollock stealing a bottle of rum

Cunty Bollocks 

Derogatory term reserved for someone who has pissed you off. A right idiot. Someone who's full of himself (see "delusional" entry above).
Cunty Bollocks over there has really messed this up. He should never have been hired!

cunty bollocks 

A man who's trousers are pulled up so tight around the crotch that his testicals hang either side of his trouser seam similar to a females camel toe.
His trousers are pulled up so tight you can see his cunty bollocks.
cunty bollocks by N.P.D February 24, 2009

Cunty Bollocks 

One who is delusional about one's status,
M White Is A Cunty Bollocks
Cunty Bollocks by Steve Morriss March 3, 2004

ho shit fuck cunt ass bollocks fuck 

1. Hoes that fuck shit cunt bollcks bastard arserape shitty fuck faggot rendering pug fucking cunt beastiality child melasting ball sucking motherfucker, anus cleaning, take your cock out of my German shepard.

2. A small village in North Wales, with the highest population percentage who have been conveticed for beastiality.
1. Fuck off you ball sucking ho shit fuck cunt ass bollocks fuck slag whore motherfucker, it was shit I'm not paying you.

2. Shall we go to hoshitfuckcuntassbollocksfuck for a holiday?

cuntybollocks 

a jacko, scab, scavenger.... the bloke with deep pockets and short arms who miraculously dissappears when its his round.....
wheres cuntybollocks? i wanna drink
cuntybollocks by tommo April 13, 2004
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