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Cunty Bollocks
CUNTY BOLLOCKS : A Paki / Haji store clerk that leers rudely at you, as if you are going to steal; or follows you around the store to keep you from shop lifting
1. Where did you get that fifth of vodka from J.O.B.
Oh I got it from Cunty Bollocks's on 63rd and Naragansette
2. I had a hard time lifting the vodka ole Cunty Bollocks was eagle eyeing me the whole time.
3. Cunty Bollocks was on a tear after catchng a pollock stealing a bottle of rum
Oh I got it from Cunty Bollocks's on 63rd and Naragansette
2. I had a hard time lifting the vodka ole Cunty Bollocks was eagle eyeing me the whole time.
3. Cunty Bollocks was on a tear after catchng a pollock stealing a bottle of rum
Cunty Bollocks by Chicago Micky Fitz June 27, 2012
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Cunty Bollocks
Derogatory term reserved for someone who has pissed you off. A right idiot. Someone who's full of himself (see "delusional" entry above).
Cunty Bollocks by Markus Aurelius May 25, 2006
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A man who's trousers are pulled up so tight around the crotch that his testicals hang either side of his trouser seam similar to a females camel toe.
cunty bollocks by N.P.D February 24, 2009
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Cunty Bollocks by Steve Morriss March 3, 2004
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1. Hoes that fuck shit cunt bollcks bastard arserape shitty fuck faggot rendering pug fucking cunt beastiality child melasting ball sucking motherfucker, anus cleaning, take your cock out of my German shepard.
2. A small village in North Wales, with the highest population percentage who have been conveticed for beastiality.
2. A small village in North Wales, with the highest population percentage who have been conveticed for beastiality.
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2. Shall we go to hoshitfuckcuntassbollocksfuck for a holiday?
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ho shit fuck cunt ass bollocks fuck by Chris Hoyle/Henry Beech March 26, 2005
cuntybollocks
a jacko, scab, scavenger.... the bloke with deep pockets and short arms who miraculously dissappears when its his round.....
cuntybollocks by tommo April 13, 2004
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