cuntybollocks
a jacko, scab, scavenger.... the bloke with deep pockets and short arms who miraculously dissappears when its his round.....
cuntybollocks by tommo April 13, 2004
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cuntybollocks by rudi October 28, 2006
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cuntybollocks by Unitedjibber August 29, 2005
cuntybollocks
An insult that can be used around friends as a joke or to seriously offend someone (extremely rude). Mostly used to insult bad drivers. It's a combination of 'cunt' and 'bollockhead'
cuntybollocks by LeConnor November 2, 2022
Cunty Bollocks
CUNTY BOLLOCKS : A Paki / Haji store clerk that leers rudely at you, as if you are going to steal; or follows you around the store to keep you from shop lifting
1. Where did you get that fifth of vodka from J.O.B.
Oh I got it from Cunty Bollocks's on 63rd and Naragansette
2. I had a hard time lifting the vodka ole Cunty Bollocks was eagle eyeing me the whole time.
3. Cunty Bollocks was on a tear after catchng a pollock stealing a bottle of rum
Oh I got it from Cunty Bollocks's on 63rd and Naragansette
2. I had a hard time lifting the vodka ole Cunty Bollocks was eagle eyeing me the whole time.
3. Cunty Bollocks was on a tear after catchng a pollock stealing a bottle of rum
Cunty Bollocks by Chicago Micky Fitz June 27, 2012
cuntibollocks
An asshole, someone deserving no respect. Coined by a pisshead Liam Gallagher (from Brit Pop band Oasis) as he was being thrown drunkenly out of a trendy London club.
Feck off you cuntibollocks.
cuntibollocks by LordWatson July 12, 2003
Cunty Bollocks
Derogatory term reserved for someone who has pissed you off. A right idiot. Someone who's full of himself (see "delusional" entry above).
Cunty Bollocks by Markus Aurelius May 25, 2006
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