tommo's definitions

acid

acid-The wonderful gateway in your pocket to a world that is yours for the creating, whether it be talking frogs, stary faces on apple trees that just wont blink and you're sure that they know your name or maybe just the good old headmash that convinces you that you ARE, in fact, a carrot.
A truly marvellous man made hallucinogen that could, one day, replace calpol.

mate, MATE, MAAAATE? Shhh. hello? acid? aah. i see,
i appear to have eaten something bigger than my head.

by tommo September 21, 2005

GiBzGiRL

Possibly the best president ever known to earth:2025?
Leader of Exodus, the Earth:2025 clan
All write your opinions here :P

GiBzGiRL is my MOM!
GiBzGiRL is eXo's MOM!

by Tommo January 12, 2005

metapor

a dried out vagina which usually happens to people over 60 years of age...

man that chick had a metaphor, we had to use so much lube

by Tommo February 21, 2005

shawat

1.a shawat is a cross between a shat {piece of shit} and twat. in other words a higly uniteligent shitty vagina.
2.Sarah!!!!

1. ooooooh you shawat
2.Sarah your such a shawat, you only care abuout yourself

by Tommo February 21, 2005

cokeage

When one is feeling downcast and requiring a cafeine injection. "Cokeage" verb "to coke".

"Fancy some Cokeage?"

by Tommo June 1, 2004

McBeauty

When a certain young lady presents outstanding natural beauty, she may be termed a "McBeauty".
Has some relavence to the chat up line "If you were a McDonalds you'd be a McBeauty!" ;) Often followed by a whole lot of ignoredness...

"check that McBeauty out! Sheesh!" (elevated heart rate experienced).

by Tommo June 1, 2004

Borkit

Australian slang.

Someone who is the result of inbreeding.
An inbreed.

Shut up, you stupid borkit.

by Tommo October 17, 2004