cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

first-rate cunt lapping

getting your pussy licking real well

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'

by peach_buddies September 24, 2007

cuntsipping

When you're out at a bar and one of your friends decides he's going to drink in the slow lane all night.

We all were ready to party except for Dave who was cuntsipping his Coors Light all night.

by Seminole93 July 26, 2015

CumLappingCunt

When ones area of expertise is eating the cum a woman squirts in his mouth from being built up for years. Lapping it up even knowing it contains enormous amounts of truck stop glory hole loads . Someone who eatsbtheir own cum from a womans asshole.

You are nothing but a cumlappingcunt who eats seamen for breakfast

by Crissy Thumbs January 11, 2021

Cunt Lapping

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

by Sisi786 August 21, 2013

Cuntclipping

Casual or unconstrained sad stand up bits about other comedians, typically in a cowardice fashion. After the comedian has left the stage.

He's a dogshit stand up comedian, that's why he's always cuntclipping.

by Mrcriticalthinking February 29, 2024

Cuntclipping

Casual or unconstrained sad stand up bits about other comedians, typically in a cowardice fashion. After the comedian has left the stage.
Or outside of a roast.

He's a dogshit stand up comedian, that's why he's always cuntclipping.

by Mrcriticalthinking February 29, 2024