cuntlapper
a negative term for a person you may have low regard for. a popular alternative to douchebag or a step up from a asshole.
cuntlapper by AC Paco June 27, 2006
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cuntlapper by Azeroth April 14, 2003
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cuntlapper
n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.
While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper
cuntlapper by Roger October 13, 2003
Cuntnapped
When a roommate goes missing and you assume to think she/he is with his/her girlfriend. The missing person the roommate or friend is with usually is always a significant other and is female. Context can be used for lesbian couples and also used for a man who has gone missing with a female partner. playing off the word kidnapped only in a sexual context.
"I haven't heard from your roommate, have you?" "Oh he/she didn't come home last night" "Oh no I think she's/He's been Cuntnapped!"
Cuntnapped by Jo Brag March 30, 2008
cuntflapper
cuntflapper by AIM SN is xxDizannyxx .. my name is danny March 1, 2004
cuntslapper
A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.
"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"
Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"
Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"
Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"
Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"
cuntslapper by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009
cuntlapping
"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"
cuntlapping by Cornholio October 30, 2003
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