Cuntmuff 

an offensive phrase use similarly to the phrases "Asshole" "Douche Bag" and "Fucker". It can be applied to many situations. This could also be a reference to the object used to cover up a vagina for some one reason or another.

"That dude just knocked my phone out of my hand, what a cuntmuff!"

"Did you hear about the girl in 211? She had to use a cuntmuff because she was dripping on her floor."

Cuntmuff by John Jumnighn January 18, 2017

cunkmuffin 

When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.

also used as an insult to call someone.

abbreviation: cunkmuff

1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!

2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!

cunkmuffin by LeJon August 3, 2009

Cuntmuffin 

A Cunt of a bran variety

Cuntmuffin by Gaz September 24, 2003

cuntmuffin 

a person that is annoying and doesn't know it, so they keep talking to you

"Will your such a cuntmuffin"

cuntmuffin by superbong25 February 20, 2004

Cvntmuffin

A vagina that is shaped like a muffin. Or can be used as an insult to describe a man or women as a bitch.

Noun: "That girl over there is a cvntmuffin."
Verb: "Stop touching my cvntmuffin!"

Cvntmuffin by Yo next door neighbor September 17, 2013

cuntruffle

Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"

Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.

At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.


Then he died.



Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.

Like Sanke.

When I grow up, I want to be like Captain Cuntruffles!

cuntruffle by Advil April 7, 2004

cuntmuffin 

A sweet, adorable, yet creepy person. Usually female.

Lenore is such a cute little cuntmuffin!

cuntmuffin by maybelle June 19, 2007