an offensive phrase use similarly to the phrases "Asshole" "Douche Bag" and "Fucker". It can be applied to many situations. This could also be a reference to the object used to cover up a vagina for some one reason or another.
"That dude just knocked my phone out of my hand, what a cuntmuff!"
"Did you hear about the girl in 211? She had to use a cuntmuff because she was dripping on her floor."
"Did you hear about the girl in 211? She had to use a cuntmuff because she was dripping on her floor."
by John Jumnighn January 18, 2017
Get the Cuntmuff mug.When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.
also used as an insult to call someone.
abbreviation: cunkmuff
also used as an insult to call someone.
abbreviation: cunkmuff
1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!
2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!
2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!
by LeJon August 3, 2009
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"Will your such a cuntmuffin"
by superbong25 February 20, 2004
Get the cuntmuffin mug.A vagina that is shaped like a muffin. Or can be used as an insult to describe a man or women as a bitch.
by Yo next door neighbor September 17, 2013
Get the Cvntmuffin mug.Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"
Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.
At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.
Then he died.
Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.
Like Sanke.
Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.
At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.
Then he died.
Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.
Like Sanke.
by Advil April 7, 2004
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