Cvntmuffin
A vagina that is shaped like a muffin. Or can be used as an insult to describe a man or women as a bitch.
Cvntmuffin by Yo next door neighbor September 17, 2013
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cunkmuffin
When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.
also used as an insult to call someone.
abbreviation: cunkmuff
also used as an insult to call someone.
abbreviation: cunkmuff
1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!
2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!
2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!
cunkmuffin by LeJon August 3, 2009
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Cuntmuffin by Gaz September 24, 2003
Duckface cuntmuffin
Some one of an extremly sexual nature, that you just wanna throw down and stick your face into (like a cute little ducky or a yummy muffin combined), or can be used as a pet name for a significant other
Duckface cuntmuffin by madgreendayfan September 30, 2006
Cuntmuffin
A short annoying, backstabbing midget who loves having hot sweaty sex with women. Usually cuntmuffins sleep with men to hide this secret.
Cuntmuffin by Kelly [helped by Katlynn] July 5, 2007