A vagina that is shaped like a muffin. Or can be used as an insult to describe a man or women as a bitch.
by Yo next door neighbor September 17, 2013
Get the Cvntmuffin mug.When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.
also used as an insult to call someone.
abbreviation: cunkmuff
also used as an insult to call someone.
abbreviation: cunkmuff
1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!
2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!
2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!
by LeJon August 3, 2009
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"Will your such a cuntmuffin"
by superbong25 February 20, 2004
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Get the cuntmuffin mug.Some one of an extremly sexual nature, that you just wanna throw down and stick your face into (like a cute little ducky or a yummy muffin combined), or can be used as a pet name for a significant other
by madgreendayfan September 30, 2006
Get the Duckface cuntmuffin mug.A short annoying, backstabbing midget who loves having hot sweaty sex with women. Usually cuntmuffins sleep with men to hide this secret.
by Kelly [helped by Katlynn] July 5, 2007
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