Cvntmuffin

A vagina that is shaped like a muffin. Or can be used as an insult to describe a man or women as a bitch.

Noun: "That girl over there is a cvntmuffin."
Verb: "Stop touching my cvntmuffin!"

Cvntmuffin by Yo next door neighbor September 17, 2013

cunkmuffin 

When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.

also used as an insult to call someone.

abbreviation: cunkmuff

1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!

2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!

cunkmuffin by LeJon August 3, 2009

Cuntmuffin 

A Cunt of a bran variety

Cuntmuffin by Gaz September 24, 2003

cuntmuffin 

a person that is annoying and doesn't know it, so they keep talking to you

"Will your such a cuntmuffin"

cuntmuffin by superbong25 February 20, 2004

cuntmuffin 

A sweet, adorable, yet creepy person. Usually female.

Lenore is such a cute little cuntmuffin!

cuntmuffin by maybelle June 19, 2007

Duckface cuntmuffin 

Some one of an extremly sexual nature, that you just wanna throw down and stick your face into (like a cute little ducky or a yummy muffin combined), or can be used as a pet name for a significant other

MAN thats one Duckface cuntmuffin!!!
Mornin my little Duckface Cuntmuffin

Duckface cuntmuffin by madgreendayfan September 30, 2006

Cuntmuffin 

A short annoying, backstabbing midget who loves having hot sweaty sex with women. Usually cuntmuffins sleep with men to hide this secret.

Hello. My name is Kasey, and I am a cuntmuffin.

Cuntmuffin by Kelly [helped by Katlynn] July 5, 2007