cuntmuffin

a person that is annoying and doesn't know it, so they keep talking to you

"Will your such a cuntmuffin"

by superbong25 February 20, 2004

cuntmuffin

A sweet, adorable, yet creepy person. Usually female.

Lenore is such a cute little cuntmuffin!

by maybelle June 19, 2007

cuntmuffin

An annoying mexican. Typically one that thinks shes hot, but in reality, a fat whore.

she is being such a cuntmuffin!

by personthatliveshere October 20, 2008

cuntmuffin

a person that no curse word can define ; a fake hoe ; lying asshole

Did you see that bitch last night? She tried to grind on my boyfriend. What a cuntmuffin...

by uglypudding December 21, 2015

cuntmuffin

Jo Crawshaw

Jo, you're such a cuntmuffin.

by jesus makes my panties wet January 08, 2004

Cuntmuffin

A Cunt of a bran variety

by Gaz September 24, 2003

Cuntmuffin

A short annoying, backstabbing midget who loves having hot sweaty sex with women. Usually cuntmuffins sleep with men to hide this secret.

Hello. My name is Kasey, and I am a cuntmuffin.

by Kelly [helped by Katlynn] July 05, 2007