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Cuntmander

Refers to someone in total war community, who is a cunt.
Have you beaten cuntmander? Who hasn't?
Cuntmander by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016

cuntsander 

When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.
"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"
cuntsander by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014

Cunthandy 

Having cunt on hand.

Onsite vagina that is easy to obtain, and freely available.
B1: "Hey bro this party sucks, too much sausage."

*Group of hot girls walk in*

B2: "Well thats Cunthandy, isn't it."
Cunthandy by The List. January 1, 2010

cuntsandra 

A woman who was born so nasty and rude that even her parents had to give others a warning. Usually portrayed as better than you or superior to you in some way even though she is nothing but a walking talking cock washer.
"Cuntsandra really pissed me off today!"
"Yeah, her cock washer was working g over time!"
cuntsandra by Livin6DeadGir7 May 18, 2016

Cuntbandit 

(noun) |kənt•bandit| An insulting name given to people who steal anything of value from you, one-up you, or are just plain stupid. Often used as a title when blaming someone.
Karen: Joanie, did you eat my nachos?
Joanie: Sorry...
Karen: God, you are such a cuntbandit!
Cuntbandit by reg&rob January 26, 2010

Cuntlantis 

An underwater civilization that is home to many cunts. Many believe that it does not exist. It is said to have sunk when the continents seperated.
Dude did you watch that movie Atlantis?

Yeah now I want to find cuntlantis in the same way.
Cuntlantis by Ninja 416 March 21, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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