Cuntbandit 

(noun) |kənt•bandit| An insulting name given to people who steal anything of value from you, one-up you, or are just plain stupid. Often used as a title when blaming someone.

Karen: Joanie, did you eat my nachos?
Joanie: Sorry...
Karen: God, you are such a cuntbandit!

Cuntbandit by reg&rob January 26, 2010

Cunt bandit 

A cunt bandit is someone who steals the pootie, and then throws it away so nobody else can bang it.

Trent and all other faggots with similar names are prima facie examples of the cunt bandit.

Cunt bandit by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

cumbandit 

A rabid woman who is obsessed with cum obsessed enough to keep all of her victims man goo in tiny containers in a filing cabinet

The cumbandits Gotten me again

cumbandit by kathleen the asshat January 22, 2006

Cuntanuities 

Payment distributed to payees on a per count basis. In this case the "unit"of measure is a womans genitalia.

Producer to director at an adult film company:"I figure we have 3 films "greenlighted"7 points on the back end for each and huge cuntanuities per each performer.lets do this!

Cuntanuities by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021