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cuntmando

When a girl's not wearing underwear
when guys don't wear underwear it's called going " Commando." When a girls not wearing underwear it's called going "Cuntmando."
by RipLee June 5, 2013
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Cuntmander

Refers to someone in total war community, who is a cunt.
Have you beaten cuntmander? Who hasn't?
by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016
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cuntardouchebag

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."
by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009
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cuntwindow

A window that really fucking pisses you off just because it's a window. Often used to describe a cunt-like window or a person or thing which annoys you just as much as a shitty window.
Tom: Hey mark, that Bill guy really is a cuntwindow!
Justin: I know right! Now he is a real cuntwindow if ever I've seen a cuntwindow.
by P.Montgomery January 19, 2019
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cuntador

A cuntador is a person who doesn't play fair, whether in sport, business or life. Someone who uses another person's misfortune to gain something for themselves.

Originated when the cyclist Alberto Contador, took an unfair advantage of cyclist Andy Schleck's bike malfunction on stage 16 of the 2010 Tour de France.
Alberto is such a Cuntador.
by Schlecky July 20, 2010
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cuntardouche

A person who unites the diverse qualities of a cunt, a tard, and a douche.
"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"
by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009
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CuntCannon

When one stuffs various items into their vagina and launches them via queef
Hillary was not able to open the car door so she picked up a rock with her cunt and launched it at the window. The neighbours said "I have never seen such great force with a CuntCannon!"
by Dr.LadyWigglesTheWiggliousXXIV October 26, 2012
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