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Cuntmander
Cuntmander by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016
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cuntsander
When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.
"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"
cuntsander by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014
cuntsandra
A woman who was born so nasty and rude that even her parents had to give others a warning. Usually portrayed as better than you or superior to you in some way even though she is nothing but a walking talking cock washer.
cuntsandra by Livin6DeadGir7 May 18, 2016
Cuntbandit
(noun) |kənt•bandit| An insulting name given to people who steal anything of value from you, one-up you, or are just plain stupid. Often used as a title when blaming someone.
Cuntbandit by reg&rob January 26, 2010
cuntland
cuntland by Kooler Cube July 23, 2016
cuntsandwich
cuntsandwich by LivingCarcass March 19, 2018
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