Cunthandy 

Having cunt on hand.

Onsite vagina that is easy to obtain, and freely available.

B1: "Hey bro this party sucks, too much sausage."

*Group of hot girls walk in*

B2: "Well thats Cunthandy, isn't it."

Cunthandy by The List. January 1, 2010

Cuntmander

Refers to someone in total war community, who is a cunt.

Have you beaten cuntmander? Who hasn't?

Cuntmander by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016

cuntsander 

When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.

"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"

cuntsander by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014

cuntsandra 

A woman who was born so nasty and rude that even her parents had to give others a warning. Usually portrayed as better than you or superior to you in some way even though she is nothing but a walking talking cock washer.

"Cuntsandra really pissed me off today!"
"Yeah, her cock washer was working g over time!"

cuntsandra by Livin6DeadGir7 May 18, 2016

Cuntbandit 

(noun) |kənt•bandit| An insulting name given to people who steal anything of value from you, one-up you, or are just plain stupid. Often used as a title when blaming someone.

Karen: Joanie, did you eat my nachos?
Joanie: Sorry...
Karen: God, you are such a cuntbandit!

Cuntbandit by reg&rob January 26, 2010

cuntland 

The land in which a cunts hail

Hey man that girl is such a cunt

Dude, she's probably from cuntland

cuntland by Kooler Cube July 23, 2016

cuntsandwich 

An asshole who needs to get they ass BEAT.

Alfredo tried to throw shade with his lousy-ass. He just a little cuntsandwich

cuntsandwich by LivingCarcass March 19, 2018