Cunthandy

Having cunt on hand.

Onsite vagina that is easy to obtain, and freely available.

B1: "Hey bro this party sucks, too much sausage."

*Group of hot girls walk in*

B2: "Well thats Cunthandy, isn't it."

by The List. January 1, 2010

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Cuntmander

Refers to someone in total war community, who is a cunt.

Have you beaten cuntmander? Who hasn't?

by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016

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cuntsander

When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.

"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"

by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014

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A woman who was born so nasty and rude that even her parents had to give others a warning. Usually portrayed as better than you or superior to you in some way even though she is nothing but a walking talking cock washer.

"Cuntsandra really pissed me off today!"
"Yeah, her cock washer was working g over time!"

by Livin6DeadGir7 May 18, 2016

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Cuntbandit

(noun) |kənt•bandit| An insulting name given to people who steal anything of value from you, one-up you, or are just plain stupid. Often used as a title when blaming someone.

Karen: Joanie, did you eat my nachos?
Joanie: Sorry...
Karen: God, you are such a cuntbandit!

by reg&rob January 26, 2010

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