cuntkong
a word describing sam horn! when a penis is put into a vigina, the female moans and rages like king kong
cuntkong by skaterlife2012 June 11, 2011
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Cuntmongler
A rather promiscuous male with the ability to communicate and, through strict meditation or indifference, become one with the cunt. Typically found in darker areas of commute, these rare specimen hunt typically in the late night and early daytime hours, stalking their prey.
Girl 1:"Did you see that guy downtown last night at the pub?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".
Cuntmongler by The Cumdumpster January 7, 2016
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cuntkong • cuntmonger • cuntmong • Cuntmongery • Cuntmongler • Cuntongue • cunt king • Cunt pong • Cunt Song
Cuntongue
Cuntongue by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010
cuntmonger
A pimp... generally used in the derogatory for guys who think they're pimps, but are in fact mere purveyors of bullshit.
cuntmonger by Ray-ray December 2, 2002
Cuntmonger
Jim: Man im fucking dyin to get some pussy tonight..
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !
Cuntmonger by jimno1010101 September 24, 2010
Cuntmongery
A piece of silverware (or similar) often a piercing, used to garnish the female pleasure palace to make it look more appetizing.
She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver
Cuntmongery by cheffykins August 7, 2010
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