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Cuntmongler 

A rather promiscuous male with the ability to communicate and, through strict meditation or indifference, become one with the cunt. Typically found in darker areas of commute, these rare specimen hunt typically in the late night and early daytime hours, stalking their prey.
Girl 1:"Did you see that guy downtown last night at the pub?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".
Cuntmongler by The Cumdumpster January 7, 2016
Related Words

Cuntongue 

When you're going down on your girlfriend and your tongue ends up going numb.
I was eating Tara out for 45 minutes and I totally ended up with cuntongue.
Cuntongue by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

cuntmonger 

A pimp... generally used in the derogatory for guys who think they're pimps, but are in fact mere purveyors of bullshit.
'I shagged that bird Angelina up the arse'.. 'yeah, I'm sure you did you retarded cuntmonger'.
cuntmonger by Ray-ray December 2, 2002

Cuntmonger 

1. A seller of female genitalia... for hire or purchase.
2. A person who frequents prostitutes
Jim: Man im fucking dyin to get some pussy tonight..
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !
Cuntmonger by jimno1010101 September 24, 2010

Cuntmongery 

A piece of silverware (or similar) often a piercing, used to garnish the female pleasure palace to make it look more appetizing.
She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver
Cuntmongery by cheffykins August 7, 2010

cuntmong 

a worthless good for nothing person you despise
come anywhere near me again cuntmong and i'll seriously kill your face!
cuntmong by drew December 3, 2003