Cuntongue
Cuntongue by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010
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Cuntmongler
A rather promiscuous male with the ability to communicate and, through strict meditation or indifference, become one with the cunt. Typically found in darker areas of commute, these rare specimen hunt typically in the late night and early daytime hours, stalking their prey.
Girl 1:"Did you see that guy downtown last night at the pub?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".
Cuntmongler by The Cumdumpster January 7, 2016
Related Words
Cuntongue • Cum Tongue • Cuntinue • Cuntonese • cuntigue • cuntmonger • coontongue • Cumtongulinary • Cuntmongery • Cuntmongler
Cuntone
cuntigue
cuntigue by Mazzzzzacre June 2, 2018
Cuntonese
n. A no-holds approach combination of broken English and Cantonese used in an attempt to woo a Cantonese speaking girl.
Cuntonese by EBITDeezNutz February 25, 2011
cuntogenarian
"Better watch out when you drive to the mall... a lot of cuntogenarians out on the road today."
or...
"When I'm older, you can look for me in the cuntogenarian Hall of Fame."
or...
"That Professor Smith shouldn't be teaching Child Development... what a cuntogenarian!"
or...
"When I'm older, you can look for me in the cuntogenarian Hall of Fame."
or...
"That Professor Smith shouldn't be teaching Child Development... what a cuntogenarian!"
cuntogenarian by Snows June 6, 2008
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