Poop Flute

When a man's penis smells very badly.

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A flute that is made out of one's own poop.

Carl isn't somebody you'd want to date. He has a poop flute.

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I play the poop flute in my band.

by BarryIsHairy February 06, 2010

Nik

The process of taking a dump in a blender, making a poop smoothie, and serving the drink to a loved one who has wronged you.

She banged my best friend, so I gave her a nik.

by BarryIsHairy February 05, 2010

Plork

When your newborn shits on you.

Fuck. My baby just plorked on me.

by BarryIsHairy February 04, 2010

Cuntongue

When you're going down on your girlfriend and your tongue ends up going numb.

I was eating Tara out for 45 minutes and I totally ended up with cuntongue.

by BarryIsHairy February 04, 2010

The Point of Vag Return

When you go down on a girl and, just as you get closer to her genital area, you realize her vag smells like a dumpster.

Oh man. I went to go down on Carla last night and I experienced the Point of Vag Return. It was horrible.

by BarryIsHairy February 04, 2010