Definitions by BarryIsHairy

Poop Flute 

When a man's penis smells very badly.

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A flute that is made out of one's own poop.

Carl isn't somebody you'd want to date. He has a poop flute.

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I play the poop flute in my band.

Poop Flute by BarryIsHairy February 6, 2010

Cuntongue 

When you're going down on your girlfriend and your tongue ends up going numb.

I was eating Tara out for 45 minutes and I totally ended up with cuntongue.

Cuntongue by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

Plork 

When your newborn shits on you.

Fuck. My baby just plorked on me.

Plork by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

The Point of Vag Return 

When you go down on a girl and, just as you get closer to her genital area, you realize her vag smells like a dumpster.

Oh man. I went to go down on Carla last night and I experienced the Point of Vag Return. It was horrible.

The Point of Vag Return by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

Nik 

The process of taking a dump in a blender, making a poop smoothie, and serving the drink to a loved one who has wronged you.

She banged my best friend, so I gave her a nik.

Nik by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010