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cuntilyze 

To pleasure a woman orally, TO THE EXTREME!
Tonight I'm going to cuntilyze her til she can't walk.
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cuntiglycemia 

Describes a condition when low blood sugar or hypoglycemia causes a person to become cuntlike.
My girlfriend was being a real bitch, then I realized she had cuntiglycemia so I gave her a soda and she was fine.
cuntiglycemia by rrrickj August 27, 2009
Where being a cunt becomes a condition...
Don't worry, he's a cuntile shit...
Cuntile by Bigmark65 October 4, 2010

cuntalizer 

A girl that uses her cunt as a tazer like weapon, similar to the movie teeth.
You just killed that faggot with your cuntalizer.
Megan Carter has the biggest cuntalizer I have ever seen.
Damn look at that fat cuntalizer!
cuntalizer by trainingwolves September 6, 2009

cuntillectual 

Your friend who is smarter than you but deploys their superior intellect to behave like the colloquial term for the lady’s garden.
Paul is such a cuntillectual, he uses the word ‘Cuntillectual’ as a putdown.

Cuntiliferous 

The adjectival description of the state of being a cunt.
You cuntiliferous motherfucker, fix my T.V.!
adv. 1) an action performed in a cunty fashion
-Karen's bitched about me so cuntily today!

-Her e-mail was written so cuntily
cuntily by mitchrite January 30, 2008
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