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Critilyze 

"Look, I dont mean to critilyze but that guy over there has massive man-boobs."
Critilyze by Huskus July 25, 2006
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Critizen 

Noun.

1. An individual who exists to critique the work and lives of others, often boosting their own sense of self- worth. Portmanteau of "critic" and "citizen".

2. Anybody writing anything anywhere on the Internet.
When Dave again complained that his sister knew nothing of how to carve a turkey, the family knew him to be a critizen.
Critizen by Mr J-Ro September 11, 2010
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Criticizer

It is what you call men who are always criticizing women
It's criticize and womanizer combined.

"Don't take what he says so personal lady it's not you, he is like that with ALL women he is what we call a criticizer."
Criticizer by Rebessikkah January 8, 2017

critisizement 

The action of critisizing someone or someone's performance. Could also be healthy critisizim like a teacher gives you if you are doing a math problem wrong or something.
My friend was waiting for the critisizement from her coach.
critisizement by Chatty Kathy January 21, 2006

cuntilyze 

To pleasure a woman orally, TO THE EXTREME!
Tonight I'm going to cuntilyze her til she can't walk.

Criticize 

And you fucking listed several of the values you've been able to glean from the Super Omega Bible (Supreme). I'm literally writing the better alternative as you read this and you're stealing it as an interpretation of the bible. Which it's not. It's BETTER than the bible. I'm BETTER the God. Like, 3 to 6 times better.
Hym "And I don't just criticize you're literally stealing the better alternative and gloming it on to the bible as a matter of interpretation. That's literally all Jordan Peterson has ever done. Repurpose other people shit for his own use under the guise of being the TRUE and CORRECT interpretation of the bible. HE CAN'T SEE HOW IT'S NOT TRUE GUYS!"
Criticize by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

Criticizee

“Being a good criticizee means taking feedback constructively, not personally.”
Criticizee by DM head December 7, 2025
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