cuntend 

The end of a cunt (#justthetip)

Dave got lucky with Linda as she let him flick her cuntend.

cuntend by Dave the dictionary February 27, 2018

cunted fuck 

Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud

A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome

or

A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt

cunted fuck by theCF July 7, 2012

Cunted Creature 

A fond way to refer to a female of any species especially humans as it refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy.

I work with a whole lot of cunted creatures

Cunted Creature by CuntSpreader October 11, 2019

cunted off 

A harsher form of being mugged-off.

Alan asked me for a fiver. He's a scrounging fuck, so I cunted him off.

Alan: Ian never gave me that fiver; he just cunted me off!

Being cunted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.

cunted off by Loan shark Iz March 2, 2010

Cuntundrum 

1. An unsolvable issue or problem with your wife or girlfriend.

2. A catch-22 involving a woman

That's quite a cuntundrum. I'm glad I'm not in your shoes.

Cuntundrum by fullaflex March 21, 2011

Cunted hump 

A fool, an idiot or a wasted space. A term to describe someone, usually a woman, that has done something that has exceeded all expectations of stupidity.

Woman: "While backing your new car out of the garage I accidently wiped off the side mirror"

Man: "You great cunted hump!!"

Cunted hump by Mickyboy January 29, 2007

Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons

Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender

Double ender contender by BZDS PG July 5, 2010