Contendo

Contendo is a Splatoon YouTuber with 1,000 subscribers and makes funny moment videos on the game. He even makes memes on the game as well and even just shit-posts. He's a very cool YouTuber, please watch him.

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Hey Contendo, you're a idiot lmao.

by ContendoYT November 28, 2019

Contendo

owner of Contendo moisturizer™

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by Vomzent December 11, 2019

k contento

Very Special child that eats his fingers at lunch daily and is extremely cute

Aww look at that little K Contento over there hes so cute.

by theavyweight December 14, 2008

Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons

Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender

by BZDS PG July 5, 2010

yolo contendere

Basically a "no contest" plea, but you're not guilty because YOLO!!!

In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.

Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant plead?

Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."

by UnoriginalHandleWTF April 15, 2020

jodido pero contento

Spanish for "fucked but content." Used when one is totally screwed but has come to terms with it.

Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.

-Hey, Jerry, how are you for the final exam?
-Meh, jodido pero contento.

by Clockwork Sun June 29, 2008

asbo contenders

An individual who seems to be wanting to recieve/ Is in contention to recieve an Anti Social Behavioural Order (ASBO)

A youth who is seen commiting an Anti Social act such as Riding his/ her mini motorbike or spitting in the street.

by fishthatwalks September 1, 2005