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Contendo 

owner of Contendo moisturizer™
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Contendo by Vomzent December 11, 2019

k contento 

Very Special child that eats his fingers at lunch daily and is extremely cute
Aww look at that little K Contento over there hes so cute.
k contento by theavyweight December 14, 2008

Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons
Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender

yolo contendere 

Basically a "no contest" plea, but you're not guilty because YOLO!!!

In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.
Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant plead?

Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."

jodido pero contento 

Spanish for "fucked but content." Used when one is totally screwed but has come to terms with it.

Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.
-Hey, Jerry, how are you for the final exam?
-Meh, jodido pero contento.

asbo contenders 

An individual who seems to be wanting to recieve/ Is in contention to recieve an Anti Social Behavioural Order (ASBO)
A youth who is seen commiting an Anti Social act such as Riding his/ her mini motorbike or spitting in the street.
asbo contenders by fishthatwalks September 1, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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