Cuntender
A useless self-obsessed bartender. Does dubious flair and thinks that talking is a substitute for actual talent.
Cuntender by Utsi Schissenhausen November 26, 2019
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Cuntmander
Cuntmander by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016
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Cuntundrum
Cuntundrum by fullaflex March 21, 2011
cuntankerous
My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.
cuntankerous by JL Patrick April 7, 2008
Cuntfederate Flag
Formerly known as the confederate flag or battle flag, it is a flag that represents slavery, treason, white power and ignorance by those who fly it. There are two types of these ignorant people.
The first type fly it because they have learned incorrect history and believe it represents "southern Heritage." Many falling into this type think the civil war was not about slavery, or that it wasn't the main cause; this incorrect history was passed down from their toothless yokel hick incestual ancestors. This type is not very intelligent and can not spell or use a computer because if they could, 15 minutes of research from valid sources would show they are incorrect. This is possibly due to the corruption of the genepool from incestual breeding, but that is only a theory; studies are under way.
The second type fly it because they believe in the cause of white power, and they think the south will "rise again," but most of these folks can't even count to 10 so that isn't going to happen (also possibly due to incestual breeding). One variation of this type that flies the flag also go under cover as the first type and claim "southern heritage" in public (ex. Facebook), but then are the most racist people behind closed doors; the reason why they don't say why they really support the flag is because they are cowards. Although many of this type know the history, because of their ignorance they think it is "cool" when it really just makes them look stupid to anyone with an IQ over 50.
The first type fly it because they have learned incorrect history and believe it represents "southern Heritage." Many falling into this type think the civil war was not about slavery, or that it wasn't the main cause; this incorrect history was passed down from their toothless yokel hick incestual ancestors. This type is not very intelligent and can not spell or use a computer because if they could, 15 minutes of research from valid sources would show they are incorrect. This is possibly due to the corruption of the genepool from incestual breeding, but that is only a theory; studies are under way.
The second type fly it because they believe in the cause of white power, and they think the south will "rise again," but most of these folks can't even count to 10 so that isn't going to happen (also possibly due to incestual breeding). One variation of this type that flies the flag also go under cover as the first type and claim "southern heritage" in public (ex. Facebook), but then are the most racist people behind closed doors; the reason why they don't say why they really support the flag is because they are cowards. Although many of this type know the history, because of their ignorance they think it is "cool" when it really just makes them look stupid to anyone with an IQ over 50.
Cuntfederate Flag by SmileySmitty August 9, 2015
Double ender contender
Double ender contender by BZDS PG July 5, 2010
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!