cuntdate

update from a cunty person.

exasperated, Larry hung up the phone and groaned. his roommate, Karl, asked him what was wrong. "what's up bro?"

"Ugh, I just got a cuntdate from Cindy. she's been fucking Barry so we broke up."

by Uncle Joosie August 31, 2018

CuntGate

1. Any topic, be it scientific or political, where Sarah Palin's bunn comes undone as she tries to form a coherent Tweet.
2. The aggregate of what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth. 3. An entryway that Sarah Palin always leaves open.

Oh Lord, the internet isn't censored at all, which means CuntGate Sarah Palin is given free reign to bash people who use reason, science, and common sense with her Tweets.

or,
A lot of detritus seems to flood out of Cuntgate every time Sarah Palin opens her hole.

by artfulmark December 10, 2009

Cuntwater

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.

Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.

by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

cuntateous

The act of being like a cunt.

She was being so cuntateous during that department meeting to her co-worker that she hates.

by 50shadesof crazy May 11, 2016

Cuntrate

Pronounced Cunt-ra-te. The pratice of kicking someone in the cunt.

Bitch get back....I have a blackbelt in cuntrate

by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

cuntaterian

One who likes to eat cunts, provide oral stimulation to females.

Yo, that Shawn is famous for eating girls out, he must be a cuntaterian.

by tunguska1 December 30, 2010