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CuntGate 

1. Any topic, be it scientific or political, where Sarah Palin's bunn comes undone as she tries to form a coherent Tweet.
2. The aggregate of what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth. 3. An entryway that Sarah Palin always leaves open.
Oh Lord, the internet isn't censored at all, which means CuntGate Sarah Palin is given free reign to bash people who use reason, science, and common sense with her Tweets.

or,
A lot of detritus seems to flood out of Cuntgate every time Sarah Palin opens her hole.
CuntGate by artfulmark December 10, 2009
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cuntdate 

exasperated, Larry hung up the phone and groaned. his roommate, Karl, asked him what was wrong. "what's up bro?"

"Ugh, I just got a cuntdate from Cindy. she's been fucking Barry so we broke up."
cuntdate by Uncle Joosie August 31, 2018

Cuntwater 

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.

Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.
Cuntwater by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

Cuntgames 

Games that cunts play to fulfill their desire for tension and unrest. Usually these games are played during a time of social tranquility, and when it is the of the utmost inconvenience to everyone involved.

In the aforementioned game "Destruction of friendships as collateral damage" earns bonus points,

While admitting you have been pinned in a lie or positively ID'ed as a registered CUNTGAMER is grounds for disqualification from the game of cunts.

The only chances for redemption are to, point the blame elsewhere, cause as much collateral damage and ruin as much tranquility as possible in the process of being revealed as a cuntgamer.
Cuntgamer #1 - Everyone sure is getting along nicely these days...

Cuntgamer #2 - Lets play cuntgames, and possibly ruin some friendships in the process!

Cuntgamer #1 - Cuntgaming FTW!
Cuntgames by Highly Refined Pirate January 1, 2010

cuntateous

The act of being like a cunt.
She was being so cuntateous during that department meeting to her co-worker that she hates.

Cuntrate 

Pronounced Cunt-ra-te. The pratice of kicking someone in the cunt.
Bitch get back....I have a blackbelt in cuntrate
Cuntrate by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006

cuntaterian 

One who likes to eat cunts, provide oral stimulation to females.
Yo, that Shawn is famous for eating girls out, he must be a cuntaterian.
cuntaterian by tunguska1 December 30, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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