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My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead
by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021
Get the Cucumbersome lovermug. The origins of this term come from a viral video from a few years ago where Hayden pannietere was shopping in a women's clothing store. Apparently she was unaware that a security camera was focused on her as she proceeded to scratch her butt crack with total impunity!
I was in my backyard takin a pee an doin the Hayden when I looked up and saw a helicopter flying over!
by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021
Get the Doin the Haydenmug. American author and novelist of such books as "room temperature" u and I and vox. Nicholson is somewhat of a gimmickry writer as is evidenced by his novel "vox" a novel About a man who Carries on a sexual relationship with a phone sex operator in the pre internet early 90s. In some ways similar to spike jones more recent movie "her"where a guy falls for his os in a digital sense.
Nicholson baker wrote "mezzanine" an app 130 pp novel. About an office workers 30 second ride up an escalator to the mezzanine level of his office building. Novels such as these are what cements Baker's reputation as the master of minutae.
by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021
Get the Nicholson bakermug. Fictional cowboy character who rides e range giving indescriminate head to every willing cowboy he meets hence by extension anyone who engages in this practice
by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021
Get the Lick dick l'amormug. Anything which causes your. Clit to shrivel up usually caused by some sort of interruption of a self pleasuring session
I was in. The women's locker room showers washing up since I'm the equipment girl for the women's volleyball team I thought I'd have the place to myself so I started lathering up
I was about to stick a shampoo bottle I
Up my pussy when coach kuntkraaken walked in on me! Talk about a
Clit eclipse!
I was about to stick a shampoo bottle I
Up my pussy when coach kuntkraaken walked in on me! Talk about a
Clit eclipse!
by 4realazitgits April 12, 2021
Get the Clit eclipsemug. Yeah another word play and PA. This one usually takes place in a hospital setting for obvious reasons.
by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021
Get the Dr och seejinmug. Although a broad coalition of supporters helped get joe biden elected. It can't be overemphasized that bidenocrats also played a huge roll,
by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021
Get the Bidenocratmug.