Definitions by 4realazitgits

ILOMP 

Acronym for "I live on my phone".

I used to make fun of people who were always swiping their phones but now that ILOMP I see what all the buzz is about

ILOMP by 4realazitgits May 5, 2021

Barney Fifed 

To wear one's pants up way too high
Applies mostly to guys. Similar to butterface in terms of definition.

I met cute guy at the club last night. He seemed nice but he was Barney Fifed so I don't know

Barney Fifed by 4realazitgits May 5, 2021

Suburbanista

A young man or woman 👠 who in spite of the fact that they live in a perfectly fine subdivision are always berating their folks for their lifestyles not being 'on fleek' enough. Usually these kids are between about 14 to 21 years old.

Here are 2 examples of a Suburbanista 1 Ariel 14 years old: "Mom could you just text me from the bottom of the driveway when. You come to pick me up from. Beneficents party? I'm 😳 embarrassed to be seen riding around in a Honda Civic! Example 2: Josh age 16 to his dad:"Dad why we gotta live in "Wooded Acres?" My friend Biff lives in ",Phuckhaven Heights". They have 2 clay tennis 🎾 courts and a black bottom pool in their backyard.Plus his dad drives 3 Bentleys! Why we gotta live in such a 'ghetto' dad? " Dad: " Someday you'll appreciate ", Wooded Acres" son!

Suburbanista by 4realazitgits May 4, 2021

Water purifucation system 

Just a fancy term for making sure the water in a jacuzzi is clean after people fuck in it. Particularly useful on a cruise ship or in a spa where people well you know......

I have to run the Water purifucation system before I close the spa for the night. It's jizz something I do

Water purifucation system by 4realazitgits May 3, 2021

Hugrillity 

Being humbled by really messing up something you were trying to grill. Most guys think 🤔 they're grill masters extrodinaire with their 'flame kissed prowess'.Until they aren't.

I had the coals all perfect so I threw on 5 slab size porterhouse T-bones.Then I got distracted staring at some hot woman at the parties ass. When I came back to the grill. They were toasted black and burnt. So we had to go to 'In and out' burger 🍔 and get double cheeseburgers and fries for everyone at the party! Damn! Talk about Hugrillity

Hugrillity by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021

Ski bumps 

Bumping. Bumping 'caine.To snort cocaine.

I'm in recovery now but I used to do Ski bumps when I was working 3rd shift

Ski bumps by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021

Masturbasplaining 

When you get caught masturbating trying to explain that you weren't actually masturbating.

Sound coming out of closed bedroom:"bzzzzzz....oooh ahhh red uhhhh!" Man:"Hon what's that noise?Are you masturbating again?" Woman:" No no! It's my neck massager I swear!" Man:" Sooooo.... You've got a clitoris on the back of your neck?" I think you're just Masturbasplaining

Masturbasplaining by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021