4realazitgits's definitions

Crmf

Stands for "clock riding mother fucker" someone who's clocked in but not really working

Here go stack these boxes that way the boss can't accuse you of being a crmf dude!

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021

World showcase lingus

Another word play on a disney epcot attraction. The world showcase lagoon. In this case. World showcase lingus refers to an all nude women s busbee berkeley style revue where a member of the audience is chosen at random. He or she must then give each kooter a lick before the dance number is over if the contestants wins he/she receives kooter cash coupons redeemable at any "dicks knee world resort". Or any adult themed attraction such as "dicks knees 20
000 licks under the see".

I won world showcase lingus and now my gf is hella jealous!"

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

Eyema cummin and howe

Law firm established to advocate for and protect the rights of women to have orgasms in any way that they please. Forthwith. It is hereby ordained that any grunts moans and grimaces shall become the sole intellectual property of said woman or women engaged in the commission of achieving a state of syberitic pleasure. Utterances of this sort may be sold uploaded to adult sites or retained in perpetuity as the involved parties shall see fit

I was watching TV the other night and I saw an ad for eyema cummin and howe. I grabbed my vibrators and started doing some "live streaming" of my own!"

by 4realazitgits April 2, 2021

What a shame about me

Ok. This gets a little complicated and convoluted but we'll do our best. Here goes:. Person ' a ' who's a raging success asks person 'b' who's not doing so well how it's going. When b extols his/her pathos and bathos person 'a'replies:"what a shame about me"see the irony? The origins of this are from a steely dan song of the same title. From their 2001 comeback album. 2 against nature"

Mr big asole: "hey. Poses
How are your investments doing?"poses: not too well. I took a bath on genentech!"mr big asole:"huh. Well.what a shame about me!"

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

Oyster bay

1. Same thing as a bearded clam. 2
A regional shoreline park located in san leandro. Ca.just south of oakland.

1. I swam in sheree s oyster bay last night.2 let's go to oyster bay this weekend and pack a picnic lunch and go hiking.

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Clithorsing

To ride a horse in such a way so as to produce a clitoral orgasm.(assuming you're female. That is!)

Clithorsing around. Ann! Or you're gonna run that thaing raw!

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by 4realazitgits March 2, 2021

Jack cuzzi

Where a guy presses his Johnson up against a jacuzzi jet to test the water pressure

I did a jack cuzzi in the jacuzzi today!

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021