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The origins of this term come from a viral video from a few years ago where Hayden pannietere was shopping in a women's clothing store. Apparently she was unaware that a security camera was focused on her as she proceeded to scratch her butt crack with total impunity!
I was in my backyard takin a pee an doin the Hayden when I looked up and saw a helicopter flying over!
by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021
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Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged
Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co
by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021
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Sex game where either 4guys or 4women get naked and lie on the floor next to each other
They then have a jack off or jill off contest to see who cums first. The winner gets sucked or eaten by the other 3 cuntestants. The winner then sits on the side lines and the process repeats itself until they are down to the final 2 the.winner of this match up then gets sucked or eaten by the other 3 then he or she chooses who they want to fuck while the others watch while jacking or jilling off and cumming all over the intertwined couple.
Kiera went to a party last night where they played. Four on the floor. She said it was fun but she was exhausted when it was all over and she had to shower. 3 Jotimes to get the 'girl quim'out of her hair!
by 4realazitgits April 6, 2021
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Stands for vegetable aisle lover. Any fresh veggies that can be used as an implemented instrument of pleasure.
"hmmmmm.she thought to herself while pondering in the produce aisle."that cucumber sure looks good. It'll be my val for tonight!"
by 4realazitgits March 12, 2021
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The act of having an orgasm simply by driving or walking down rodeo drive in la. Probably happens more to females than males. 2.having an orgasm by attending a rodeo.
Sheila-i was walking down rodeo drive an by the time I got to dolce and gabbana I already had 3 rodeogasms.2.seein those guys on those bulls at the rodeo have me a rodeogasm.
by 4realazitgits March 6, 2021
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Another word play er in the pantheon of paged patrons.
Announcement at an exclusive day spa:"Jillian huff. Please rr retrieve your rabbit from the bikini wax station."
by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021
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A berkeley ca institution for years located at University and 4th strt
Street closed permanently in October of 2018 much missed!
Spengers seafood grotto was a great place for seafood in the East Bay!
by 4realazitgits April 16, 2021
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