4realazitgits's definitions

Dockweiler state beach

A state beach in Los Angeles
Located to the north of manhattan and Redondo Beaches and just to the west of Los Angeles international airport

I love taking off from lax over dockweiler state beach

It's kinda bittersweet cause.for 1 reason or another
It means I'm leaving the southland

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

Chatsworth drone

Not an actual drone per day; rather the drone sound a private plane makes while flying overhead. Chatsworth. Because that's where a lot of adult films. Are made. It seems in every adult film you hear the drone sound not from a vibrator but from a. Small plane flying overhead.

We got screwed by the chatsworth drone again! We. Were trying to wrap the money shot an we had to do "25" takes because of the damn plane. Those poor fluffers and stunt cock doubles were worn out!

by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021

Finger shui

Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.

Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021

Homoerotic doubling

Similar to character doubling wherein in this case 2 characters usually of the same sex and are who are diametrically opposed to one another in the narrative arcs of the story brush up against. Each other (metaphorically speaking)in an homoerotic sense.

Homoerotic doubling occurs several times in the movie ",to live y
And die in la". here are some examples y this:1 when special agent Rick chance is meeting with countedfeier rick Masters to make a down payment on an under cover counterfeit buy: Masters approaching spcl agent chance:"is this my 'package?'"as he appears to grab chances crotch
Example 2: in the longshoreman's bar in San Pedro following Rick chances successful jump off the vincent Thomas bridge: Rick chance* to my partner Jimmy Hart whose expertise in rigging a safety line can only be exceeded by his skill in spotting bad paper voice from the crowd-how about a speech boss jimmy hart-whenever I'm going to bag. Someone there's no one I'd rather have "backing me up"then this fella! Example 3 immede iately following as chance and Hart are walking towards chance's pick up truck: jimmy. Hart: "such a mother fucking 'hot dog' you're . never gonna reach retirement! Chance"that's your problem 'baby!'" then chance reaches in his pickup truck and pulls out a. Fancy fishing pole(phallus?) Hart: whistles "hey Ricky she's a 'beauty!' chance:"yeah and they tell me the 'trout jump all over it!" Example 4: at chances Malibu beach cottage with special agent john vuckovich. Chance: I'm gonna'bag'(countedfeier) Rick. Masters I don't give a shit how I do it!"

by 4realazitgits April 15, 2021

Total eclipse of the fart

To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain…

Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Lady mondegreen

This term means mis heard lyric. Basically a woman in 1954 was listening to a scottish song where one of the actual lyrics were: they "laid him on the green"the woman however misheard it as lady mondegreen and the term came to represent any misheard lyric

In jimmy hendrixs "purple haze"people inevitably hear one of the lyrics as "'scuse me while I kiss this guy!"definite example of a Lady mondegreen for sure!

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021

Bwo

Bubble wrapped orgasm-using. The small bubble plastic packing wrap to bring ones self off. Works for both women and men

Sheila:when I got home from work today I gave myself a bwo
It was fun!

by 4realazitgits March 12, 2021