1. Professor Cuntburglar is a ghost; the wife of a witch.
2. When high on
marijuana a game can be played entitled Professor Cuntburglar.
One must sense who is being a Professor Cuntburglar and call them out on it; typically everyone
will be able to notice the shift of the Professor inhabiting various people in the room.
How he shifts:
Being a Professor Cuntburglar is to be a Professor Cuntburglar. Also, to be a Professor Cuntburglar is being a Professor Cuntburglar.
John:
Taylor is such a Professor Cuntburglar right now
Chris: Such a Professor Cuntburglar
Taylor: I hate you so much, choke on a dick
John & Chris: Ok, Professor.