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cuntburger 

A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.
An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.
cuntburger by Guillermo March 31, 2004

cuntburgers 

Burgers that are to be placed inside of a woman's vagina to be eaten out of by random strangers.
I was with your mom last night, she made me some great cuntburgers!
cuntburgers by Anonymous51913 January 1, 2011

Cuntbanger 

Man 1: God Julie is such a cunt!
Man 2: Yeah, and Brad is such a cuntbanger!
Cuntbanger by someonewithasticker November 28, 2009

Professor Cuntburglar 

1. Professor Cuntburglar is a ghost; the wife of a witch.

2. When high on marijuana a game can be played entitled Professor Cuntburglar. One must sense who is being a Professor Cuntburglar and call them out on it; typically everyone will be able to notice the shift of the Professor inhabiting various people in the room.

How he shifts:

Being a Professor Cuntburglar is to be a Professor Cuntburglar. Also, to be a Professor Cuntburglar is being a Professor Cuntburglar.
John: Taylor is such a Professor Cuntburglar right now
Chris: Such a Professor Cuntburglar
Taylor: I hate you so much, choke on a dick
John & Chris: Ok, Professor.

cuntfungus 

Fungus in the cuntal regions.
Jenny, the high school whore, ended up with cuntfungus after fucking all the jocks at prom night. Not to be confused with STD`s. Cuntfungus is just a fucking dirty cunt.
cuntfungus by Dis-eddie October 20, 2010

cuntburger 

Annoying female, especially with red hair. Red haired girls are usually the biggest cuntburgers.
Camryn Cohen is a cuntburger.
cuntburger by tallbrownindian June 29, 2015
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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