Guillermo's definitions

Ring Pirate

A male who wears his cock ring all the time.

Ever since Nathan got into the S&M scene, he has become a ring pirate.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

pig bottom

One who will do anything to be anally penetrated---repeatedly.

Joshua's ankles are filled with helium, as he's such a pig bottom. One look and he's flat on his back for hours.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

diddle

To "do," as in fornicate.

"Did I mention that I wanted to diddle Nicole?"

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

nerfing

The act of pushing down on the head of one who is performing an act of oral sex.

He seemed a little shy at first, but with some nerfing he took it all!

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

landing strip

The pubic hair above the vagina, neatly and precisely trimmed.

I hit that landing strip and it wasn't any bigger than Hitler's moustache.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

cutting trophies

To defecate an enormously long or wide piece of fecal matter; also "trophy" as the feces itself.

Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.

by Guillermo August 27, 2003

clohica

The single orafice of a chicken, or other bird, from which urine, feces, blood, etc. are excreted. Also a derogatory term for a woman who talks and talks and and talks and is self-centered narcissistic bitch.

After that 3 hour staff meeting, I've had enough of the clohica to last me a lifetime. She can't stand a moment that isn't filled with her shitty ideas and stupid opinons just flowing from the clohica hole in her old, wrinkled 909-er face.

by Guillermo August 28, 2003