Definitions by Guillermo

princess tiny meat 

A male who struts royally about the locker room or shower area sporting a Hormel cocktail weenie between his legs that is of no consequence.

He comes out of the pool, whips off that red Speedo, and parades about in full Princess Tiny Meat fashion.

princess tiny meat by Guillermo July 2, 2006

dom the phenom 

an amazing awesome girl with tons of looks and charm.

dom the phenom is practically perfect in every way

dom the phenom by guillermo December 2, 2004

pocket monster

A suggested or reduced version of another, well-known or infamous; one whose actions or behavior suggests a reference to another person; to be combined with the completing reference; derogatory. (NOTE: some individuals, i.e. Linda Hunt, cannot be pocket monsters, as they already are; redundant).

The flight attendant went through the cabin barking out orders and smashing trays about, turning into a pocket-monster Kathy Bates from MISERY at 30,000.

pocket monster by Guillermo April 1, 2004

Double Mac Davis 

An old thing from the 1970's, still sporting that frizzy mop, who is red-faced, drunk, and usually in velour jogging suits; frequently found at stop and rob convenience stores, buying cigarettes and alcohol, singing old tunes and making eyes at the ladies.

I can't even buy a Slurpee without tripping over that Double Mac Davis. Why doesn't he move to Phoenix and just melt to the tan interior of his Cadillac El Dorado?

Double Mac Davis by Guillermo April 1, 2004

fish stick 

One who is useless, stupid, unable to find the dots, much less connect them; one who is a frozen, battered, out of the box dumbass.

She can't tranfer a call and hangs up on everyone. She's such a fish stick, right out of the box.

fish stick by Guillermo April 1, 2004

Miss Tea Cups 

An old queen who collects ceramics, cups, saucers, especially those of a Victorian age, to the exclusion of all else.

Mark used the settlement money from the workplace injury to buy another set of china. One look at that check and he became Miss Tea Cups all over again.

Miss Tea Cups by Guillermo March 31, 2004

cuntburger 

A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.

An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.

cuntburger by Guillermo March 31, 2004