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cuntburger 

A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.
An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.
cuntburger by Guillermo March 31, 2004
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cuntburger 

Annoying female, especially with red hair. Red haired girls are usually the biggest cuntburgers.
Camryn Cohen is a cuntburger.
cuntburger by tallbrownindian June 29, 2015

cuntburger 

What a nasty vagina smells like during their period
Guy: "Natalie Portman's vagina is such a cuntburger ."
cuntburger by Tywasse May 25, 2016

Cuntburger 

Hey Cuntburger, you smell like cunt
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Cuntburger 

Hey, I like your cuntburger
Cuntburger by sdfsafafasdf April 25, 2025

cuntburger with cheese 

Cuntburger with cheese: A female that is above average expectations of an ordinary cunt or cuntburger; its that rare gem, hardly ever witnessed by two people, usually observed by one person : a phenomenon in which a female is menstruating, PMS’ing, is a bona fide cunt, but has a yeast infection.
“Damn, my brother’s wife is a regular fuck’n cuntburger with cheese, treating my brother like a slave.”

Double cuntburger with cheese 

Noun: Double cuntburger with cheese: is the same as the regular cuntburger with cheese, except that it’s two females on the same menstruation cycle, and they’re both plagued with yeast infections at the same time. Sometimes it can also be ‘mother and daughter’ situations, because the daughter is still living with her mother.

Usage: “Like mother, like daughter,” the vile attributes come pouring out and clearly defining them as a double cuntburger with cheese.
Usage: “Like mother, like daughter,” the vile attributes come pouring out and clearly defining them as a double cuntburger with cheese.
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